Television has a real problem. They have no page two.

Everybody wants to please me. How long they allow me to stay here is another problem. ... But in case you're wondering, I'm having a swell time -- the best time of my life.

Whether it is the best of times or the worst of times, it is the only time we've got.

Whether it is the best of times or the worst of times, it is the only time we have.

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.

We seem to be going through a period of nostalgia, and everyone seems to think yesterday was better than today. I don