That awkward moment when you fart and everyone realizes it was you.

When people say. " when pigs fly," say. " YAY, I win." Most likely they will.say. " how." you reply, "Swine Flu due, it was ALL over Tv."

There are many things that require that perfect balance, such as Love and Hate. Good and Evil. Also, French fries and that Perfect amount of Salt and Ketchup. Oh, and other stuff.

When you're happy, no one knows your smile. when you're sad, no one noticed your tears. but when you fart, everyone staring at you.

Why be modest. Unless its ABSOLUTELY necessary. If you got it, show it. NOT flaunt it . Simply show and let others appreciate. And no I'm NOT conceited, I'm simply proud.

Before you ask someone what happened, ask yourself do I really care.