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That is such crap. How dare you be so fraudulently flirtatious, cowardly and dysfunctional? I am not interested in emotional fuckwittage. Goodbye.


Helen Fielding

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HELEN FIELDING How lucky I am having something that makes saying goodbye so hard.
WALT DISNEY COMPANY How lucky I am to have known somebody and something that saying goodbye to is so damned awful.
EVANS G. VALENS People who pigeonhole us for our queerness are not people I'm interested in knowing. They're...
BEN HOPKINS How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.
A.A. MILNE (WINNIE THE POOH) How lucky am I to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.
A.A. MILNE I am not interested in the ephemeral-such subjects as the adulteries of dentists. I am interested in...
THORNTON WILDER Few writers can rival Helen Fielding when it comes to fully capturing the modern woman.
SONNY MEHTA I think life is difficult and that's that. I am not at all - absolutely not at all - interested ...
JAMAICA KINCAID I wish not to tell you how I feel,
I choose silence so that you leave,
Kiss me goodbye and...
SANHITA BARUAH How lucky I am to have known someone who was so hard to say goodbye to.
DHARM BABU Content, I am not interested in that at all. I don't give a damn what the film is about. I am more i...
ALFRED HITCHCOCK My wife is very interested in fashion. I am absolutely not. I couldn't give a toss. Fashion is a...
SIMON WINCHESTER I am not afraid to die; I am only afraid of saying goodbye to you forever.
SHANNON L. ALDER I am not interested in power for power's sake, but I'm interested in power that is moral, that is ri...
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. I am not interested in power for power's sake, but I'm interested in power that is moral, that is ri...
MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. I'm not interested in politics. I lose interest the microsecond it ceases to be emotional, when ...
BJORK How dare you do a training exercise at night in a combat zone? And how dare you not tell the pilots?
DAVID BECK I am not interested in being original. I am interested in being true.
AGOSTINHO DA SILVA I am not interested in the past, except as the road to the future.
GIANNI VERSACE But I'm not interested in politics. I lose interest the microsecond it ceases to be emotional, w...
BJORK I am flirtatious by nature, but I have never hurt anyone.
KARAN SINGH GROVER I am not interested in power for power's sake, but I'm interested in power that is moral, th...
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. You can see how dysfunctional this Congress is.
PAT TOOMEY Certain things leave you in your life and certain things stay with you. And that's why we're all int...
TIM BURTON How dare you squander even one more day not taking advantage of the greatest shifts of our generatio...
SETH GODIN Don is interested in real people who are damaged and flawed and not always likable the first minute ...
LISA KUDROW It feels right. But it's emotional. Saying goodbye to anything you've done that long is hard...
ANGELA RUGGIERO I'm a sports junkie, and I am interested in athletic will - how you exceed the expectations of y...
ALEX GIBNEY I'm interested in you. Not in your body, nor your mind. I am interested in your soul. I want to conn...
DEDRICK D. L. PITTER I am not interested in shooting new things - I am interested to see things new.
ERNST HAAS I am interested in how human beings react to crisis and conflict.
GARRY SHANDLING I've never forgotten him. Dare I say I miss him? I do. I miss him. I still see him in my dreams. The...
YANN MARTEL Eighty percent of our life is emotion, and only 20 percent is intellect. I am much more interested i...
FRANK LUNTZ I am not interested in petty gossip; I am not interested in who sells the most records and the polit...
BILL DIXON I'm not interested in trying to work on people's perceptions. I am who I am, and if you don't take t...
JIM BROWN I am not interested in money. I just want to be wonderful.
MARILYN MONROE In general, higher education does not know how to speak for its interests. It offers a stance that i...
STANLEY FISH The sexiest thing in the entire world is being really smart. And being thoughtful. And being generou...
ASHTON KUTCHER I am not nearly so interested in what monkey man was derived from as I am in what kind of monkey he ...
LOREN EISELEY People often ask how I got interested in the brain; my rhetorical answer is: 'How can anyone NOT...
VILAYANUR S. RAMACHANDRAN I am not at all interested in theories about cinema. I am only interested in images and people and s...
CLAIRE DENIS How many more men and women are you going to send to have their arms and legs blown off so that you ...
PHIL DONAHUE We definitely all have different personalities on the show. I am outspoken and I am more of the aggr...
JENNIFER DEKEZEL I am not nearly so interested in what monkey man was derived from as I am in what kind
of monke...
LOREN EISELEY Foreign languages was the only thing that interested me when I was at school, so playing in another ...
TOM WLASCHIHA I'm not interested in just being the hot girl. I'm really goofy, and I love laughing, and th...
CHARLOTTE MCKINNEY I was so emotional. Choked up. I could hardly talk all day. I'll be cleaning out my trailer and ...
DENNIS FRANZ I responded to this development with the kind of sophisticated language for which I am famous. "Crap...
JOHN GREEN I am interested in classic building development, such as hotels and residential homes, rather than c...
YELENA BATURINA I am not interested in being a Barbie doll and turning myself into a sausage for the next 20 years. ...
KIM CATTRALL There is no such thing as a long piece of work, except one that you dare not start.
CHARLES BAUDELAIRE Seeing, say, 'My Left Foot,' and 'The Last of the Mohicans.' How is that the same pe...
RUPERT FRIEND The sexiest thing in the entire world is being really smart. And being thoughtful and being generous...
ASHTON KUTCHER I am not interested in slice of life, what I want is a slice of the imagination.
CARLOS FUENTES You may not be interested in strategy, but strategy is interested in you.
LEON TROTSKY The true secret in being a hero lies in knowing the order of things. The swineherd cannot already be...
PETER S. BEAGLE Where have you been?" she cried. "Damn you, where have you been?" She took a few steps toward Schmen...
PETER S. BEAGLE I am interested in the gaps between one piece of sidewalk and the next. I am interested in the thing...
AMY BLOOM Goodbye. I am leaving because I am bored.
GEORGE SAUNDERS I'm not interested in trying to work on people's perceptions. I am who I am, and if you don&...
JIM BROWN I'm not a flag waver for obesity. It's not healthy, and you have a crap life because there i...
JO BRAND I was mostly interested in it as a theatrical film. Personally, I am not so interested in television...
BILLE AUGUST How could I have been so ignorant? she thinks. So stupid, so unseeing, so given over to carelessness...
MARGARET ATWOOD You may say suicide is a loss of control and cowardly. Foolish as it may sound, I am prepared to arg...
DEE REMY Dare to seize all the opportunities on your paths.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA I must confess that I am interested in leisure in the same way that a poor man is interested in mone...
PRINCE PHILIP DUKE OF EDINBURGH I wonder how you say goodbye to someone forever?
ANN M. MARTIN And inasmuch as the bridge is a symbol of all such poetry as I am interested in writing it is my pre...
HART CRANE How was she created? I'm not sure if you realize this, but it was in God's image. How can anybody da...
CHRISTINE DE PIZAN So you are a vampire."

"I most certainly am not." He looked annoyed. "That's such a commo...
MARGARET STOHL For me, awards are a token of respect that people are giving me. So no matter how many awards I am r...
LATA MANGESHKAR I am not interested in fixing anything else.
BARRY BELL I am interested in what I earn; I am interested in my growth.
RATAN TATA We're just not quite sure how it's going to turn out. Under pressure you can either produce somethin...
ERIC KANAGY Dare I say I miss him? I do. I miss him. I still see him in my dreams. They are nightmares mostly, b...
YANN MARTEL Do I dare believe such an absurdly outrageous story that a man would die, lay lifeless in some tomb ...
CRAIG D. LOUNSBROUGH The secret for keeping a woman interested in you is to give her a wide emotional range to experience...
NICK KINSELLA I will not try to convince you to love me, to respect me, to commit to me. I deserve better than tha...
STEVE MARABOLI I am not interested in the afterlife. Religion is supposed to be about losing your ego, not preservi...
KAREN ARMSTRONG I can listen no longer in silence. I must speak to you by such means as are within my reach. You pie...
JANE AUSTEN I find no importance in showing others that I am happy; it's not important to me that they know or t...
C. JOYBELL C. I am really not interested or excited by repeating former successes.
GEORGE MICHAEL There is a fetishization of victimization in our culture. And I just am not interested in victimhood...
ALAN BALL I am not interested in the newspaper because I am a developer. I am interested because I can make a ...
NADER AGHA I am interested in recording an album because it would be an opportunity to express the feelings I h...
EMILY ROSSUM It's tempting to start each sentence with an apology or disclaimer. To preface everything with "In m...
JENNY LAWSON By nature, I am a materialist... It is exactly these impingements upon our sense of touch and so for...
CARL ANDRE I am interested in ideas, not merely in visual products
MARCEL DUCHAMP I am interested in ideas, not merely in visual products.
MARCEL DUCHAMP It is not up to me whether I win or lose. Ultimately, this might not be my day. And it is that philo...
APOLO OHNO Sweet Helen, make me immortal with a kiss! Her lips suck forth my soul: see, where it flies! Come ...
CHRISTOPHER MARLOWE Sweet Helen, make me immortal with a kiss! Her lips suck forth my soul: see, where it flies! Come He...
CHRISTOPHER MARLOWE I was mostly interested in it as a theatrical film. Personally, I am not so interested in television...
BILLE AUGUST I believe that the American audience is not so dumb that they wouldn't be interested in a black ...
EUZHAN PALCY And with our heritage, I am not interested in doing alligator bags,
REED KRAKOFF I can't even explain how blessed I am and how fortunate that I have such a great team that belie...
HOLLY HOLM How these curiosities would be quite forgot, did not such idle fellows as I am put them down.
JOHN AUBREY I'm definitely very interested in doing female narrators that aren't typically feminine or e...
ANDREA SEIGEL I am trying to make an emotional point. I don't expect you to understand me on that level - you are ...
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FRED F. FIELDING Soon after I returned to private practice, former Supreme Court Chief Justice Warren Burger called m...
FRED F. FIELDING It became evident to me that there was a very serious political element at work. I know that the ter...
FRED F. FIELDING Theology in general, instead of acting as a beacon-light to guide the people of God, the laity, as t...
O. FIELDING CLARKE Commemoration of Swithun, Bishop of Winchester, c.862 Commemoration of Bonaventure, Franciscan Fria...
O. FIELDING CLARKE The last eight years have created a lot of deep-seated hostility. People take political decisions ve...
FRED F. FIELDING Satan has control now. No matter where you look, he is in control, even in our own land. He is guidi...
JOSEPH FIELDING SMITH But look, you did not have to be well versed in politics to know that some stupid things were going ...
FRED F. FIELDING Mice are very difficult to do front on, but they have nicely human little hands and feet, and whiske...
HELEN CRAIG Your sweetheart calls you by another's name. His eyes linger too long on your best friend. He ta...
HELEN FISHER To me a lush carpet of pine needles or spongy grass is more welcome than the most luxurious Persian ...
HELEN KELLER When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life o...
HELEN KELLER All the world is full of suffering. It is also full of overcoming.
HELEN KELLER The worst constructed play is a Bach fugue when compared to life.
HELEN HAYES