That was excellently observed’, say I, when I read a passage in an author, where his opinion agrees with mine. When we differ, there I pronounce him to be mistaken.
Jonathan Swift
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CHINA MIéVILLE Mike Judge is my Jonathan Swift, and I say that because I don't know any other satirists. But th... T. J. MILLER An uncle of mine emigrated to Canada and couldn't take his guitar with him. When I found it in t... STING I was a big reader as a child. My father is a great book lover and a librarian, but he forbid me to ... ASA LARSSON Thus, though I dislike to differ with such a great man, CHRISTOPHER HITCHENS When he was there, I had a great season. Obviously, he's entitled to his opinion. He's very well-acc... MICHAEL OLOWOKANDI I fished a lot with him when he was young, and I kind of turned him on to the spot where we fished t... GARY SANDERS A buddy of mine, [Atlanta rookie] Jeff Francoeur, when he hit his first home run, I saw them give hi... BRIAN ANDERSON When I asked him how this cramping might affect his sword arm, he assured me it was only the narrow ... 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I found out he might have died from an infection in h... JACK KAHN When they signed him back, I called him and congratulated him. I told him that there was going to be... TORRY HOLT I really don't ask him for a ton of speed in the morning. I think he can sit just off of it. For his... DOUG O'NEILL I met with Hitchcock when I was a very, very young actress just starting out and he was making '... HELEN MIRREN At first, I had to think about the venue, and where it was going to be at. I know the kid's mom and ... AARON BRINK Jonathan Swift made a soul for the gentlemen of this city by hating his neighbor as himself. W.B. YEATS I worked with him in a way where there was no need to align. We felt and the feeling was simple but ... DOMINIC RICCITELLO People know that I am a very good author. But they would rather read what I have to say about the ne... TATYANA TOLSTAYA That was' one time when my technique absolutely deserted me, I must admit. There was a wax face ... 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