That would be a dramatic religious reorientation of the company. That's what they need to do. That's their only hope of arresting their market decline.

The good news is that Apple is pretty stable, but that's also the bad news. There really wasn't any upside to this report, and the guidance for next quarter didn't give any upside. You're not going to see a lot of estimates go up tomorrow.

Particularly with the market as shaky as it is, all you have to do in the tech sector is say 'boo' to get everyone running.

Hope is generally a wrong guide, though it is very good company by the way.

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