That's how I hope to die: on my deathbed, watching 'Real Housewives of the Moon.'

I don't think we'll see a 'Real Housewives of Koreatown' anytime soon, but here's hoping.

On all the 'Housewives' shows, there's always some wannabe wife who's always sticking her head in.

You only ever see four women leads on TV today in the 'Housewives' shows.

I remember being on a plane a few years ago. And me and this woman sat coldly next to each other for a cross-country trip, fighting over the arm rest the whole time. But then, about an hour before we landed, we noticed that we both had on 'Housewives,' and suddenly, we were best friends.

You know how only you can insult your own family? That's how I feel about Florida.