That's a beautiful speech, but nobody's listening. Let's go.

Why can't a tree be called Pluplusch?

The play takes place on a ramp, hanging from a ramp, below a ramp, and to the sides of a ramp.

The Avant Gardener feeds flowers to his manure and charges prices he believes are not to be sniffed at

The avant-garde of anything, never won any popularity contests....

AESTHETICS OF AVANT-GARDE THEATRE

Make the stage an actor
Make an actor the stage.