That's something I'm probably going to go to sleep with tonight - realizing I'm a lot better pitcher than that, and I know a lot better than to throw a 3-0 fastball up in the zone and let him swing freely. If I could do it right now, I'd throw it low and away, and not care if I walked him. There were two out.
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Related I'm the kind of guy who, if I look inside and they throw me a fastball outside, and it's a s... MIGUEL CABRERA Our relationship is much better than it's ever been. We're communicating a lot, lot better. If I'm c... FREDDY ADU I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES He's ( Scott Vaughan ) been known to do that over the years if they throw him a high fastball. He ha... JEFF SCHEXNAIDER 37. It is better to be single and unhappy than unhappily married. JAMES C. DOBSON It's tough to get a read on them, because I'll get ahead 0 and 2, and throw a fastball up and in and... GARY GLOVER It was a fastball because I wasn't going to walk in a run there. I was going to throw him a strike a... BRIAN LAWRENCE He was disappointed. If he continues to pitch the way he's pitching now and stays healthy, he's goin... MIKE HARGROVE There were a lot of questions in a lot of people's minds. Not ours. I expected him to play well. For... DENNIS ERICKSON I tried to throw a fastball inside, and the ball kind of slipped out of my hand where I didn't want ... CARLOS ZAMBRANO I'll be thinking about it, but I want the ball again. I just got behind him and he was looking fastb... JOSH HANCOCK If I can get an out with one or two pitches and use my sinker or cutter, I'm better off, ... I stopp... BARTOLO COLON When I have two strikes, I feel free, ... My job is to make the pitcher throw a lot of pitches, and ... DAVID ECKSTEIN I do enjoy battling with Valentino. It doesn't get any better than him and it just feels good to kno... NICKY HAYDEN Their starting pitcher had two really tough pitches. His fastball was moving all over the place, and... DANNY DIAZ In high school, if I got down in the count 2-0, I could throw three straight fastballs to strike a b... ANDREW GROVES I mumble a lot when im off stage, so a lot of times when im with a friend i'll say something and he'... MITCH HEDBERG I throw better than anybody in college and I can throw with anybody in the pros. There, that's w... DAN MARINO I hit him with the best punches I could throw and he wouldn't go away. ANDY CARR If not now, then when? The time is perfect for a change, I think. I know I can do better than I've b... RICHIE SEXSON I throw better than anybody in college and I can throw with anybody in the pros. There, that's what ... DAN MARINO Yes I love him. I love him more than anything else in this world and there is nothing that I would l... NEIL GAIMAN It's not just about tonight it's about the progression from week one, two, three and four. With a yo... DAVE MOSKOV It was a fastball. Tried to go down and away, but still get it over the plate. I didn't want to go 3... JASON CHILDERS Tonight he was really good. He can get wild and throw a lot of balls. We tried to let him do that, b... MIKE HARGROVE A lot of guys get upset in that situation, ... but he was able to shrug it off. With a good hitter i... BRAD AUSMUS I probably would have got him out with a good throw on a bang-bang play, but I couldn't get a good g... CONOR JACKSON [Shields had walked Gary Sheffield on four pitches and Hideki Matsui on a 3-2 pitch to load the base... ROBINSON CANO Kurt had a little time and he did a lot better scrambling away from the pressure than we thought he ... ANTONIO PIERCE He's throwing a little better and he's running the offense a lot better. He knows where to throw it ... CHRIS WARD I thought playing at Carolina would be a lot better and I went with it. Every time I get in there, I... DREW MARTIN The throw wasn't even close. I threw it behind the runner. A good throw gets him definitely. I just ... BOB HOWRY He's got a good fastball, hard slider and a [split-finger fastball]. He's going to come right after ... BRIAN SCHNEIDER Maybe we need to guard better. We probably do. They came off some screens and hit a lot of big shots... DOUG TOLIN I don't know if we think it's going to be an easy schedule when we are playing teams like Columbus a... CHRIS MASON I have a better feeling now than when I walked into the ballpark tonight. Now we have to take care o... BUCK MARTINEZ Whenever the press quits abusing me I know Im in the wrong pew. I dont mind it because when they thr... HARRY S TRUMAN There were a couple of times we could have gotten the ball to Peter, and they probably would have be... MIKE HOLMGREN I think he's got me a little bit. I'd have to throw two shutouts in a row. I think he's done a great... CLIFF LEE While I was down, I simply walked in, talked to Paulson, let him know what we were going to do, and ... DENIS TURCOTTE He got away with a couple of curveballs. He just spun it up there, didn't try to bury them. Hopefull... MIKE HARGROVE We like for him to start around the block and work his way out. That is what he did in the first hal... JAY MELTON You hand fits in mine like its made to be but bear this in mind it was meant to be and im joining up... ONE DIRECTION It's good to get back in there and have a pretty solid game. It's a great feeling to get two points.... ADAM MUNRO The leg feels a lot better than it did six months ago. I came into the preseason with a different mi... JARVIS HAYES We were throwing a lot of curveballs and cutters. When you have a left-handed-dominated lineup and I... KIRK SAARLOOS That wasn't one of my best games. I walked a lot of batters which I never do. I got behind in the co... DEANNA HENRIOTT I'm baking an apple pie tonight, and I dont care Mr.Carb.. Im eating it at 10pm with ice cream,. Tak... NERISSA IRVING We'll throw it more than we did last year. I think we can throw it and catch a little better than we... BRAD BUSH He's got a lot of equipment. He's not just some guy that goes out there and rears back and throws it... JIM LEYLAND We knew right away it was going to be a goaltenders' duel. Any other goalie and we probably would ha... TYLER AMBROZIAK I've become a better pitcher because I've learned to economize, ... I can throw four or five days in... SCOTT EYRE We dont know what were going to go home to, ... If we dont have anything anymore, Im not sure I want... IAN WILLIAMSON We've got to do a lot better job at the free-throw line than what we've been doing. TIM REUTER If i were a rock and you would throw me away, i'd come back so you could do it over and over again. SIMUţ LIVIU CRISTIAN We needed Rich to throw that fastball down in the zone better when we have a lead like that late in ... MIKE TRAPASSO We really pride ourselves that people usually go away feeling a lot better going away than when they... JUDY YODER Throw strikes down in the strike zone. A fastball up in the zone looks like a beach ball. The other ... JEROMY PALKI If you’re going to do it, do it, ... If you’re going to put on a stage show and go crazy and go ... ERIC DILL Oh, I'm just going to catch up with him and throw him to Andy to take care of. JOE LYDON I don't know if we were nervous or what. We need to come out a lot better than we did, and that was ... ERICA FARINA I can see a lot better now than I could. GREG DARNELL We didn't throw a lot of strikes. We're trying to find a No. 3 pitcher. DARRELL WILEY We're a lot better than we were when we played them in December. We did more things right than we di... JOEL FEY Housing is fundamentally doing better. I think it's doing better than what people are giving it cred... BOB BRUSCA They played a lot better than we did for most of the game. We expended so much energy at the end, pl... JEFF HARRELSON It's harder because the guys they bring from the minors are straight fastball hitters. You can't sne... BRETT MYERS We didn't show a lot of courage and heart out there tonight -- and we need to find somebody who's go... JOE MUNIZ If I can get an out with one or two pitches and use my sinker or my cutter, I'm better off, ... I st... BARTOLO COLON I was able to get into a little bit of a rhythm there. The biggest thing was getting ahead. Once I g... BRYAN HENRY Byrd threw good today. He had a lot of strikes and his command was better than it had been in his la... JOEL SKINNER That's something I'm going to remember. It'll just push me to get better and better. I just tried to... IAIN SEBASTIAN When you feel good, you make a lot of the saves that went in tonight. I don't know if it's little th... ANTERO NIITTYMAKI I learned how to pitch better and how to compete better. I had a little slower velocity and learned ... AARON COOK The thing about that is, I don't want the ball to hit him. If the throw wasn't going to beat him, I ... ABRAHAM NUNEZ It's definitely become a lot more competitive. The rest of the world is much better than in Nagano (... EMMA LAAKSONEN We'll see where he fits and how he performs. If you don't start him, it would be very difficult to g... FRANK ROBINSON I know she needs a lot of special care right now and a lot of hospitals are not equipped to do that, DEBBIE SCOTT So far his breaking ball is better than last year. He's also throwing his change with confidence. He... ADAM MELHUSE If that goes well, we're probably going to take the wraps off and let him throw the breaking ball, w... BUCK SHOWALTER If the child is left to himself, he will think more and better, if less showily. Let him go and come... ANNE SULLIVAN We played a lot of kids and saw a lot kids, normally seven, eight, nine in the rotation, step up wit... JOE KONIECZNY At this point, I'm really not going to worry about it. The only thing I can do is go out and hit the... CRAIG WILSON If youre going to do it, do it, ... If youre going to put on a stage show and go crazy and go wi... ERIC DILL You know Gonzo. He's not going to say anything to anybody (about feeling ill). He's had this for alm... BOB MELVIN I went for some shots that I'm usually not going for. So, I think the only thing I have to do in the... IVAN LJUBICIC I tried to throw my breaking ball, but nothing seemed to work, so I was behind in the count a lot. A... FELIX HERNANDEZ I realize im black, but id like to be viewed as a person, and that is everybodys wish. MICHAEL JORDAN This offense opens it up for tight ends a little bit more, and I was able to get free for some big p... DUSTIN KELLER I have kept a diary, WITHNAIL AND I We recorded the same line. I did it better than him but his management kicked up a stink and he is g... JUSTIN HAWKINS You never know, this could be my last one, ... Not because I want it to be, but who knows what can h... MARY PIERCE I'm asking God to bless you with something that unsettles you, disturbs you, and upsets you. CRAIG GROESCHEL I know (Blazek) is a little bit better than that, but I was expecting to pin him. Going in there, I ... BRETT ROSEDALE I think it helps us a lot to know we can be better than we were, ... and we still played effectively... MARCUS SPEARS He kept sending somebody to the (scorer's) table, and I kept shaking him off. It was like a pitching... JASON KIDD I know they are going to have a better of an idea what I throw now. It's going to be fun, and be mor... ZACH DUKE [Richard Williams, analyst with Summit Analytic Partners, said he wouldn't rule out yet another high... RICHARD WILLIAMS He was somewhat emotional. It's a tough situation, and that's one of the reasons I played him a lot.... FLIP SAUNDERS I haven't played for a while in the league so it was nice to get back out on the field, but it was e... SIMO VALAKARI
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Have you heard the canned, frozen and processed product being... BILLY JOEL You love all your characters, even the ridiculous ones. You have to on some level; they're your ... JOEL COEN I've crashed my car three times. BILLY JOEL It's so hard and impossible to shoot in L.A. The costs are astronomical. JOEL SILVER If one dream dies, dream another dream. If you get knocked down, get back up and go again. JOEL OSTEEN I think, often with Australian films, if an Australian film has been given the seal of approval by a... JOEL EDGERTON I always kind of aim with the action stuff to make it feel like, as an audience member, you're e... JOEL EDGERTON No civilization on the brink of collapse has ever changed fast enough to avert collapse. JOEL SALATIN Any of us can be happy and have a good attitude when everything is going our way. But I believe it... JOEL OSTEEN I learned a great lesson early on, even before I was really an actor, from that movie 'Planes, T... JOEL EDGERTON Chemicals are not currently tested for their endocrine disruption potential before they are approved... JOEL FUHRMAN Well, I haven't really been able to shoot in California for a while. Little movies yeah, but the... JOEL SILVER I came out of high school, where my heroes were, like, Michael Jordan and a lot of local rugby playe... JOEL EDGERTON Encouragement to others is something everyone can give. Somebody needs what you have to give. It may... JOEL OSTEEN My parents are apolitical - no bumper stickers, no yard signs. They don't talk about politics. JOEL BURNS Southeast Asia food uses many different types of spices which are quite new to me, like the curry le... JOEL ROBUCHON It doesn't matter who likes you or doesn't like you, all that matters is that God likes you.... JOEL OSTEEN When I was 13, I entered the seminary in the hope of becoming a priest. But I often found myself hel... JOEL ROBUCHON Give yourself a chance to see how much better life will get. And it will get better. JOEL BURNS I have no regrets, except perhaps one: I should have tried harder to be a better actor. JOEL MCCREA The first video I ever watched was on a Beta system because everyone thought Beta was the way but th... JOEL EDGERTON I've never followed a vegan or vegetarian diet in the past, but I think I could do it. It would ... JOEL ROBUCHON The butcher, baker, and candlestick maker have been around a lot longer than supermarkets and Wal-Ma... JOEL SALATIN Where does guilt and punishment lie, and are we not more expressive over remorse or guilt when other... JOEL EDGERTON It's easy to get negative because you get beat down. You go through a few disappointments and it... JOEL OSTEEN The diet, to be healthy, has to be mostly fruits, vegetables, beans, nuts and seeds. JOEL FUHRMAN Don't ever criticize yourself. Don't go around all day long thinking, 'I'm unattract... JOEL OSTEEN Everybody's a mix of good and bad choices that they make. JOEL EDGERTON The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-h... JOEL SALATIN There's pros and cons of a big church. Cons is I don't get to know everybody, I don't ge... JOEL OSTEEN God has already done everything He's going to do. The ball is now in your court. If you want suc... JOEL OSTEEN I believe that God's dream is that we be successful in our careers, and that we be able to send ... JOEL OSTEEN I've never seen a film get away completely unscathed like I have 'Animal Kingdom.' There... JOEL EDGERTON Well I think a lot of times we're putting things off and I'm going to do it later. I'm g... JOEL OSTEEN Blueberries, strawberries and blackberries are true super foods. Naturally sweet and juicy, berries ... JOEL FUHRMAN The whole world loves American movies, blue jeans, jazz and rock and roll. It is probably a better w... BILLY JOEL I grew up in Belle Harbor, which is in New York City, but it has the most powerful sense of nature a... JOEL STERNFELD God puts people in our lives on purpose so we can help them succeed and help them become all He crea... JOEL OSTEEN Vegas represents the idea of America I had as a kid. The big cars, the pretty girls; everything is p... JOEL ROBUCHON People talk about the difference between working on stage and working on film. I think you could say... JOEL EDGERTON