That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another....

That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night.".

Worry is the secret weapon perpetrated upon us by the dark forces of the world that lurk in the shape of fear, uncertainty, confusion, and loss.

We, on the other hand, have our own secret weapon against these incorporeal fiends.

It is laughter.

In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.

If they vote me out, they vote me out, ... I can't worry about that. It's easy to quit. But I'm not a quitter.