W. Somerset Maugham quote: "The Americans, who are the most efficient people on the earth, have carried [phrase-making] to such a height of perfection and have invented so wide a range of pithy and hackneyed phrases that they can carry on an amusing and animated conversation without giving a moment’s reflection to what they are saying and so leave their minds free to consider the more important matters of big business and fornication."

The love that lasts longest is the love that is never returned.
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What makes old age hard to bear is not the failing of one's faculties, mental and physical, but ...
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Writing is the supreme solace.
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It's no good trying to keep up old friendships. It's painful for both sides. The fact is, on...
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We learn resignation not by our own suffering, but by the suffering of others.
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Like all weak men he laid an exaggerated stress on not changing one's mind.
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I'll give you my opinion of the human race in a nutshell... their heart's in the right place...
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In the country the darkness of night is friendly and familiar, but in a city, with its blaze of ligh...
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It's very hard to be a gentleman and a writer.
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When you choose your friends, don't be short-changed by choosing personality over character.
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An unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the ba...
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The essence of the beautiful is unity in variety.
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It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get...
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We are not the same persons this year as last; nor are those we love. It is a happy chance if we, ch...
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Tolerance is another word for indifference.
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My own belief is that there is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill...
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Death doesn't affect the living because it has not happened yet. Death doesn't concern the dead beca...
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At a dinner party one should eat wisely but not too well, and talk well but not too wisely.
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It is unfair to expect a politician to live in private up to the statements he makes in public.
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A man who is a politician at forty is a statesman at three score and ten. It is at this age, when he...
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We know our friends by their defects rather than their merits.
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I learnt that men were moved by a savage egoism, that love was only the dirty trick nature played on...
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Love is what happens to a man and woman who don't know each other.
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Truth is not only stranger than fiction, it is more telling. To know that a thing actually happened ...
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There is a sort of man who pays no attention to his good actions, but is tormented by his bad ones. ...
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For if the proper study of mankind is man, it is evidently more sensible to occupy yourself with the...
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It's very hard to be a gentleman and a writer.
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The trouble with young writers is that they are all in their sixties.
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The writer is more concerned to know than to judge.
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There are three rules for writing the novel. Unfortunately no one knows what they are.
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Habits in writing as in life are only useful if they are broken as soon as they cease to be advantag...
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There are two good things in life -- freedom of thought and freedom of action.
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Any nation that thinks more of its ease and comfort than its freedom will soon lose its freedom; and...
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If a nation values anything more than freedom, it will lose its freedom, and the irony of it is that...
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A bird in the hand was worth two in the bush, he told her, to which she retorted that a proverb was ...
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I am told that today rather more than 60 per cent of the men who go to university go on a Government...
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I have an idea that the only thing which makes it possible to regard this world we live in without d...
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It was a cold morning, and he shivered a little; but he had been taught by his uncle that his prayer...
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You're beginning to dislike me, aren't you? Well, dislike me. It doesn't make any difference to me n...
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In the first place it's not true that people improve as you know them better: they don't. That's why...
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When a woman loves you she's not satisfied until she possesses your soul. Because she's weak, she ha...
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To acquire the habit of reading is to construct for yourself a refuge from almost all the miseries o...
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If forty million people say a foolish thing it does not become a wise one, but the wise man is fooli...
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Men have an extraordinarily erroneous opinion of their position in nature; and the error is ineradic...
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If you want to eat well in England, eat three breakfasts.
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The great critic...must be a philosopher, for from philosophy he will learn serenity, impartiality, ...
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Perfection has one grave defect. It is apt to be dull.
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Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only hope to...
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American women expect to find in their husbands a perfection that English women only hope to find in...
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Perfection is a trifle dull. It is not the least of life's ironies that this, which we all aim at, i...
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I've always been interested in people, but I've never liked them.
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It is well known that Beauty does not look with a good grace on the timid advances of Humor.
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You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance.
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The Americans who are the most efficient people on earth...have invented so wide a range of pithy an...
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Few misfortunes can befall a boy which bring worse consequences than to have a really affectionate m...
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The ideal has many names, and beauty is but one of them.
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Beauty is an ecstasy; it is as simple as hunger. There is really nothing to be said about it. It is ...
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No one can write a best seller by trying to. He must write with complete sincerity; the clich?s that...
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We seek pitifully to convey to others the treasures of our heart, but they have not the power to acc...
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Common sense and nature will do a lot to make the pilgrimage of life not too difficult.
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Common-sense appears to be only another name for the thoughtlessness of the unthinking. It is made o...
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Lady Hodmarsh and the duchess immediately assumed the clinging affability that persons of rank assum...
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It seems that the creative faculty and the critical faculty cannot exist together in their highest p...
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What has influenced my life more than any other single thing has been my stammer. Had I not stammere...
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No egoism is so insufferable as that of the Christian with regard to his soul.
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Sometimes a man hits upon a place to which he mysteriously feels that he belongs.
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Imagination grows by exercise, and contrary to common belief, is more powerful in the mature than in...
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People who ask for your criticism want only praise.
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You know what the critics are. If you tell the truth they only say you're cynical and it does an aut...
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It is salutary to train oneself to be no more affected by censure than by praise.
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It is dangerous to let the public behind the scenes. They are easily disillusioned and then they are...
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It's a funny thing about life: if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
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The unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the b...
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Only a mediocre person is always at his best.
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There is no explanation for evil. It must be looked upon as a necessary part of the order of the uni...
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Sentimentality is the only sentiment that rubs you the wrong way.
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I made up my mind long ago that life was too short to do anything for myself that I could pay others...
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The future will one day be the present and will seem as unimportant as the present does now.
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The world is quickly bored by the recital of misfortune, and willing avoids the sight of distress.
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Like all weak men he laid an exaggerated stress on not changing one's mind.
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Tradition is a guide and not a jailer.
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You know that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct.
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Hypocrisy is the most difficult and nerve-racking vice that any man can pursue; it needs an unceasin...
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From the earliest times the old have rubbed it into the young that they are wiser than they, and bef...
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The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
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Anyone can tell the truth, but only very few of us can make epigrams.
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You can do anything in this world if you are prepares to take the consequences.
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Has it occurred to you that transmigration is at once an explanation and a justification of the evil...
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Money is like a sixth sense, and you can't make use of the other five without it.
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Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
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With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
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It is not true that suffering ennobles the character; happiness does that sometimes, but suffering...
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Excess on occasion is exhilarating. It prevents moderation from acquiring the deadening effect of ...
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There is no explanation for evil. It must be looked upon as a necessary part of the order of the ...
W. SOMERSET MAUGHAM

We are not the same persons this year as last; nor are those we love. It is a happy chance if we, ...
W. SOMERSET MAUGHAM

When you choose your friends, don't be short-changed by choosing personality over character.
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The well-dressed man is he whose clothes you never notice.
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I would sooner read a timetable or a catalog than nothing at all.
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For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of pleasu...
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Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only hope ...
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The end of culture is right living.
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The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
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It is not true that suffering ennobles the character; happiness does that sometimes, but suffering, ...
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Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.
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I knew that suffering did not enoble; it degraded. It made men selfish, petty and suspicious. It abs...
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A woman can forgive a man for the harm he does her...but she can never forgive him for the sacrifice...
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The average American can get into the kingdom of heaven much more easily than he can get into the Bo...
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When you're eighteen your emotions are violent, but they're not durable.
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It is not wealth one asks for, but just enough to preserve one's dignity, to work unhampered, to be ...
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You learn more quickly under the guidance of experienced teachers. You waste a lot of time going dow...
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I don't think of the past. The only thing that matters is the everlasting present.
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Often the best way to overcome desire is to satisfy it.
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It's always difficult to make conversation with a drunk, and there's no denying it, the sober are at...
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Tao. Some of us look for the Way in opium and some in God, some of us in whiskey and some in love. I...
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One cannot find peace in work or in pleasure, in the world or in a convent, but only in one's soul.
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Excess on occasion is exhilarating. It prevents moderation from acquiring the deadening effect of a ...
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You can do anything in this world if you are prepared to take the consequences.
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The crown of literature is poetry.
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It is not true that suffering ennobles the character; happiness does that sometimes, but suffering f...
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At a dinner party one should eat wisely but not too well, and talk well but not too wisely.
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Every production of an artist should be the expression of an adventure of his soul.
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I can imagine no more comfortable frame of mind for the conduct of life than a humorous resignation.
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They were talking more distantly than if they were strangers who had just met, for if they had been ...
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How can I be reasonable? To me our love was everything and you were my whole life. It is not very pl...
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People ask you for criticism, but they only want praise.
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I would sooner read a time-table or a catalogue than nothing at all. They are much more entertaining...
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Perfection has one grave defect: it is apt to be dull.
W. SOMERSET MAUGHAM

Few misfortunes can befall a boy which bring worse consequence than to have a really affectionate mo...
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Self-control might be as passionate and as active as the surrender to passion...
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It is an illusion that youth is happy, an illusion of those who have lost it; but the young know the...
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The only important thing in a book is the meaning that it has for you.
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The secret to life is meaningless unless you discover it yourself.
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I have an idea that some men are born out of their due place. Accident has cast them amid certain su...
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Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to have nothing whatsoever to do with i...
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Unfortunately sometimes one can't do what one thinks is right without making someone else unhappy.
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People do tell a writer things that they don't tell others. I don't know why, unless it is that havi...
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Perhaps the most important use of money - It saves time. Life is so short, and there's so much to do...
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There are few things so pleasant as a picnic eaten in perfect comfort.
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The dead look so terribly dead when they're dead.
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We who are of mature age seldom suspect how unmercifully and yet with what insight the very young ju...
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It's a toss-up when you decide to leave the beaten track. Many are called, but few are chosen.
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It is very difficult to know people and I don't think one can ever really know any but one's own cou...
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I never spend more than one hour in a gallery. That is as long as one's power of appreciation persis...
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I like manual labor. Whenever I've got waterlogged with study, I've taken a spell of it and found it...
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An author spends months writing a book, and maybe puts his heart's blood into it, and then it lies a...
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All important persons have about them someone in a subordinate position who has their ear. These dep...
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A man ought to work. That's what he's here for. That's how he contributes to the welfare of the comm...
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To write simply is as difficult as to be good.
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It is funny about life: if you refuse to accept anything but the very best you will very often get i...
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When I was young I had an elderly friend who used often to ask me to stay with him in the country. H...
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Love is a dirty trick played on us to achieve the continuation of the species.
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We have long passed the Victorian era, when asterisks were followed after a certain interval by a ba...
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You can't learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be sacri...
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You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches them tolerance.
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There is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large wi...
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Sometimes people carry to such perfection the mask they have assumed that in due course they actuall...
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Tolerance is only another name for indifference.
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Man has always sacrificed truth to his vanity, comfort and advantage. He lives by make-believe.
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I do not confer praise or blame: I accept. I am the measure of all things. I am the centre of the wo...
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I daresay one profits more by the mistakes one makes off one's own bat than by doing the right thing...
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He had heard people speak contemptuously of money: he wondered if they had ever tried to do without ...
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Follow your inclinations with due regard to the policeman round the corner.
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D'you call life a bad job? Never! We've had our ups and downs, we've had our struggles, we've always...
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Art is merely the refuge which the ingenious have invented, when they were supplied with food and wo...
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People ask for criticism, but they only want praise.
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When you have loved as she has loved, you grow old beautifully.
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We do not write because we want to; we write because we have to.
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There are three rules for writing the novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.
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The common idea that success spoils people by making them vain, egotistic, and self-complacent is er...
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She had a pretty gift for quotation, which is a serviceable substitute for wit.
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It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
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It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.
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It is a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it...
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Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.
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Nothing in the world is permanent, and we're foolish when we ask anything to last, but surely we're ...
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Old age has its pleasures, which, though different, are not less than the pleasures of youth.
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The complete life, the perfect pattern, includes old age as well as youth and maturity. The beauty o...
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Old age is ready to undertake tasks that youth shirked because they would take too long.
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What makes old age hard to bear is not the failing of one's faculties, mental and physical, but the ...
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When I was young I was amazed at Plutarch's statement that the elder Cato began at the age of eighty...
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The common idea that success spoils people by making them vain, egotistic, and self-complacent is er...
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It is an illusion that youth is happy, an illusion of those who has lost it.
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Charm and nothing but charm at last grows a little tiresome. It's a relief then to deal with a man w...
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As if a woman ever loved a man for his virtue.
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Life isn't long enough for love and art.
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The most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be sacrificed to expediency.
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When things are at their worst I find something always happens.
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When I read a book I seem to read it with my eyes only, but now and then I come across a passage, pe...
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There's always one who loves and one who lets himself be loved.
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There was an immeasurable distance between the quick and the dead: they did not seem to belong to th...
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The rain fell alike upon the just and upon the unjust, and for nothing was there a why and a wherefo...
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The important thing was to love rather than to be loved.
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Money is like a sixth sense without which you cannot make a complete use of the other five.
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Men seek but one thing in life - their pleasure.
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Life wouldn't be worth living if I worried over the future as well as the present.
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It's asking a great deal that things should appeal to your reason as well as your sense of the aesth...
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It is cruel to discover one's mediocrity only when it is too late.
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It is an illusion that youth is happy, an illusion of those who have lost it; but the young know the...
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You Europeans know nothing about America. Because we amass large fortunes you think we care for noth...
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We didn't think much in the air corps of a fellow who wangled a cushy job out of his C.O. by butteri...
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