The average adult has had sex innumerable times more than they have formed an opinion of their own.

Adults who use big words in order to seem intelligent are annoying, especially those who are not intelligent.

Millions of sane people would each be sexually attracted to their own parent or child if they were not related to them.

More often than not, an inspirational or motivational speaker is someone who makes money from telling us that we can do all of the things that we can do … and pretty much all of the things that we cannot do.

When selecting a one-night stand, a heterosexual woman who is materialistic is a trillion times more likely to choose a sexually unattractive poor man who seems rich over a sexually attractive rich man who seems poor.

Greed is a contagious mental illness without which civilization as we know it would not have been possible.