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The average American's day planner has fewer holes in it than Ray Charles's dart board.


Dennis Miller

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DENNIS PRAGER In the biblical worldview, the purpose of all creation is to benefit man. This anthropocentric view ...
DENNIS PRAGER When Jews left Judaism, they didn't stop being religious. They simply swapped God-based Judaism ...
DENNIS PRAGER For some reason, the evolutionists have not come up with an evolution-based explanation for why huma...
DENNIS PRAGER The essence of the Hebrew Bible, transmitted by Christianity, is separation: between life and death,...
DENNIS PRAGER Of all the characteristics needed for both a happy and morally decent life, none surpasses gratitude...
DENNIS PRAGER Hamas is a terrorist organization dedicated to annihilating the Jewish state. It runs a theocratic t...
DENNIS PRAGER There is no limit to suffering human beings have been willing to inflict on others, no matter how in...
DENNIS PRAGER If your religion doesn't teach you the difference between good and evil, your religion is worse ...
DENNIS PRAGER There's a lot more power in calm than in vituperation.
DENNIS PRAGER For the Left, tolerance does not mean tolerance. It means first, acceptance. And second, celebration...
DENNIS PRAGER Complaining not only ruins everybody else's day, it ruins the complainer's day, too. The mor...
DENNIS PRAGER As you get older and wiser you realize that when people are given anything without having to earn it...
DENNIS PRAGER This life is like a swimming pool. You dive into the water, but you can't see how deep it is.
DENNIS RODMAN I think first impressions are important when you pick up a script.
DENNIS FARINA Rather than dividing the world between good and evil, the Left divided the world in terms of economi...
DENNIS PRAGER Between the three, Facebook is literally everyone I've ever shaken hands with at a conference or...
DENNIS CROWLEY Coming back to a television series puts you back in the limelight and gives you a platform for your ...
DENNIS WEAVER If we had a hydrogen economy worldwide, every nation on earth could create its own energy source to ...
DENNIS WEAVER We're the only species that have crapped up the planet and the only species that can clean it up...
DENNIS WEAVER I feel responsible; I feel I've got to do something that will leave the kids a place where they ...
DENNIS WEAVER When we realize we can make a buck cleaning up the environment, it will be done!
DENNIS WEAVER