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The average man's idea of a good sermon is one that goes over his head - and hits one of his neighbors

Austin O'Malley

Sermons

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Sermons are like piecrust, the shorter the better
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When walking through the 'valley of shadows,' remember, a shadow is cast by a Light.
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God shows his contempt for wealth by the kind of person he selects to receive it.
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When you are dealing with a child, keep all your wits about you, and sit on the floor.
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A home-made friend wears longer than one you buy in the market.
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