The beginnings of a forest is one of the ugliest things on the planet. It's bleak and your neighbours hate you.

The planet doesn't require saving, and actually hasn't asked Greenpeace to save it.

You'll never get rich by working for your boss.

I am a born-again atheist, so there isn't going to be a funeral. I will be buried in a linen wrap in a cardboard coffin in my forest with an oak tree planted on my head.

You shouldn't go around the world behaving ruthlessly when you don't have to. Sometimes you do have to. There is only so much pie to go around. If you're going to take more than your fair share of pie, as socialists would look at it, then someone else is not getting his. That means you've got to take it away from them.

You cannot be seeking yourself when you're making money.