The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.

In the course of an average lifetime anyone growing up in a house with such a clock (Westminster Chimes) will hear the tune over a million times.

It was very important to be here. It's a continuation of life,

They also said it about a lot of nutcases.

I'm always looking for meaningful one-night stands.

I'm always looking for meaningful one-night stands