The only successful form of organised crime has to be government by a head.
HENRY KIPLING If you wish to learn the art of conversation I will email it to you
HENRY KIPLING i wanted to be in government but i could not find clown shoes big enough for me to wear.
HENRY KIPLING Clown shoes, all I see are clown shoes.
HENRY KIPLING There are people in life that prove clowns have day jobs
HENRY KIPLING Four things greater than all things are,Women and Horses and Power and War.
RUDYARD KIPLING A Nation spoke to a Nation,A Queen sent word to a Throne:Daughter am I in my mothers house,But mistr...
RUDYARD KIPLING Oh, its Tommy this, an Tommy that, an Tommy, go away;But its Thank you, Mister Atkins, when the band...
RUDYARD KIPLING You may have noticed that many religious people are deeply suspicious. They seem
RUDYARD KIPLING More men are killed by overwork than the importance of the world justifies.
RUDYARD KIPLING 'Ave you 'eard o' the Widow at Windsor With a hairy old crown on 'er 'ead? She 'as ships on th...
RUDYARD KIPLING But till we are built like angels, with hammer and chisel and pen, We will work for ourself and a...
RUDYARD KIPLING I always prefer to believe the best of everybody--it saves so much trouble.
RUDYARD KIPLING Barbarians are all alike... sit up half the night to discuss anything a Roman says.
RUDYARD KIPLING If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If y...
RUDYARD KIPLING If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If ...
RUDYARD KIPLING I never made a mistake in my life; at least, never one that I couldn't explain away afterwards.
RUDYARD KIPLING Never praise a sister to a sister in the hope of your compliments reaching he proper ears.
RUDYARD KIPLING And the end of the fight is a tombstone white with the name of the late deceased, and the epitaph dr...
RUDYARD KIPLING Take up the White Man's burden -- send forth the best ye breed -- go, bind your sons to exile to ser...
RUDYARD KIPLING When you're wounded and left on Afghanistan's plains, and the women come out to cut up what remains,...
RUDYARD KIPLING A people always ends by resembling its shadow.
RUDYARD KIPLING A man's mind is wont to tell him more than seven watchmen sitting in a tower.
RUDYARD KIPLING If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew to serve your turn long after they are gone, and so ...
RUDYARD KIPLING All the people like us are We, and everyone else is They.
RUDYARD KIPLING Heaven grant us patience with a man in love.
RUDYARD KIPLING I had six honest serving men. They taught me all I knew. Their names were: Where, What, When, Why, H...
RUDYARD KIPLING Until thy feet have trod the Road
Advise not wayside folk,
Nor till thy back has borne the Loa...
RUDYARD KIPLING The Three in One, the One in Three? Not so! To my own Gods I go. It may be they shall give me greate...
RUDYARD KIPLING Often and often afterwards, the beloved Aunt would ask me why I had never told anyone how I was bein...
RUDYARD KIPLING On the road to Mandalay
Where the flyin' fishes play,
An' the dawn comes up like thunder out...
RUDYARD KIPLING Words are, of course, the most powerful drug used by mankind.
RUDYARD KIPLING I always prefer to believe the best of everybody -- it saves so much trouble.
RUDYARD KIPLING But remember please, the Law by which we live, we are not built to comprehend a lie, we can neither ...
RUDYARD KIPLING There rise her timeless capitals of empires daily born, whose plinths are laid at midnight and whose...
RUDYARD KIPLING There rise her timeless capitals of empires daily born,
Whose plinths are laid at midnight and wh...
RUDYARD KIPLING All we have of freedom -- all we use or know -- this our fathers bought for us, long and long ago.
RUDYARD KIPLING There was an old man of Quebec,
Who was buried in snow to his neck.
When asked,
RUDYARD KIPLING Oh, East is East, and West is West, and never the twain shall meet,
Till Earth and Sky stand pres...
RUDYARD KIPLING We have forty million reasons for failure, but not a single excuse.
RUDYARD KIPLING Everyone is more or less mad on one point.
RUDYARD KIPLING Gentleman-rankers out on the spree, damned from here to Eternity.
RUDYARD KIPLING Call a truce, then, to our labors -- let us feast with friends and neighbors, and be merry as the cu...
RUDYARD KIPLING A woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty.
RUDYARD KIPLING And that is called paying the Dane-geld; but we've proved it again and again, that if once you have ...
RUDYARD KIPLING For undemocratic reasons and for motives not of State, they arrive at their conclusions -- largely i...
RUDYARD KIPLING He wrapped himself in quotations
RUDYARD KIPLING High noon behind the tamarisks, the sun is hot above us-- As at home the Christmas Day is breaking...
RUDYARD KIPLING Now it is not good for the Christian's health To hustle the Aryan brown, For the Christian ril...
RUDYARD KIPLING For the sin they do by two and two they must pay for one by one.
RUDYARD KIPLING One good quote is worth a book
RUDYARD KIPLING No printed word, nor spoken plea can teach young minds what they should be. Not all the books on all...
RUDYARD KIPLING Too much work and too much energy kill a man just as effectively as too much assorted vice or too mu...
RUDYARD KIPLING Take up the White Man's burden.
RUDYARD KIPLING 'Tis beauty, so to speak, nor good talk necessarily. It's just IT. Some women will stay in a man's m...
RUDYARD KIPLING In sight of peace--from the Narrow Seas O'er half the world to run-- With a cheated crew, to l...
RUDYARD KIPLING A heathy garden is a reflection of a healthy soul.
RUDYARD KIPLING A woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty.
RUDYARD KIPLING The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it.
RUDYARD KIPLING When you're wounded and left on Afghanistan's plains, and the women come out to cut up what ...
RUDYARD KIPLING God could not be everywhere, and therefore he made mothers.
RUDYARD KIPLING Gardens are not made by singing 'Oh, how beautiful,' and sitting in the shade.
RUDYARD KIPLING Borrow trouble for yourself, if that's your nature, but don't lend it to your neighbours.
RUDYARD KIPLING And the first rude sketch that the world had seen was joy to his mighty heart, till the Devil whispe...
RUDYARD KIPLING If I were dammed of body and soul, I know whose prayers would make me whole, mother o' mine o mo...
RUDYARD KIPLING Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
RUDYARD KIPLING Small miseries, like small debts, hit us in so many places, and meet us at so many turns and corners...
RUDYARD KIPLING I always prefer to believe the best of everybody, it saves so much trouble.
RUDYARD KIPLING If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew to serve your turn long after they are gone, and so ...
RUDYARD KIPLING A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.
RUDYARD KIPLING If history were taught in the form of stories, it would never be forgotten.
RUDYARD KIPLING The silliest woman can manage a clever man; but it needs a very clever woman to manage a fool.
RUDYARD KIPLING He travels the fastest who travels alone.
RUDYARD KIPLING Of all the liars in the world, sometimes the worst are our own fears.
RUDYARD KIPLING An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy.
RUDYARD KIPLING He wrapped himself in quotations - as a beggar would enfold himself in the purple of Emperors.
RUDYARD KIPLING Asia is not going to be civilized after the methods of the West. There is too much Asia and she is t...
RUDYARD KIPLING If you can keep your wits about you while all others are losing theirs, and blaming you. The world w...
RUDYARD KIPLING Never look backwards or you'll fall down the stairs.
RUDYARD KIPLING Over all good things certain, this is sure indeed, Suffer not the old King, for we know the breed.
RUDYARD KIPLING The present is big with the future. [Fr., Le present est gros de l'avenir.]
RUDYARD KIPLING When Earth's last picture is painted, and the tubes are twisted and dried, When the oldest colour...
RUDYARD KIPLING For it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "Chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "Savior of 'is country...
RUDYARD KIPLING If you can keep your wits about you while all others are losing theirs, and blaming you. . . . The w...
RUDYARD KIPLING It's Tommy this, and Tommy that, and 'chuck 'im out, the brute,' But it's 'Savior of his Country,' W...
RUDYARD KIPLING The Light that Failed.
RUDYARD KIPLING He is the Cat that walks by himself, and all places are alike to him.
RUDYARD KIPLING If I were hanged on the highest hill, Mother o' mine, O mother o' mine! I know whose love woul...
RUDYARD KIPLING When 'Omer smote 'is bloomin' lyre, He'd 'eard men sing by land an' sea; An' what he thought '...
RUDYARD KIPLING What is the flag of England? Ye have but my breath to dare, Ye have but my waves to conquer. Go ...
RUDYARD KIPLING God gives all men all earth to love, but since man's heart is small, ordains for each one spot shall...
RUDYARD KIPLING God of our fathers, known of old, Lord of our far-flung battle-line, Beneath whose awful Hand ...
RUDYARD KIPLING For the strength of the Pack is the Wolf, and the strength of the Wolf is the Pack.
RUDYARD KIPLING The tumult and the shouting dies, The captains and the kings depart; Still stands thine ancien...
RUDYARD KIPLING If any question why we died, tell them, because our fathers lied.
RUDYARD KIPLING And the first rude sketch that the world had seen was joy to his mighty heart, till the Devil whispe...
RUDYARD KIPLING Funny how the new things are the old things.
RUDYARD KIPLING There's no jealousy in the grave.
RUDYARD KIPLING Every woman knows all about everything.
RUDYARD KIPLING I keep six honest serving-men (They taught me all I knew); Their names are What and Why and When And...
RUDYARD KIPLING Once there was The People - Terror gave it birth;
Once there was The People, and it made a hell ...
RUDYARD KIPLING Take everything you like seriously, except yourselves.
RUDYARD KIPLING He wrapped himself in quotations- as a beggar would enfold himself in the purple of Emperors.
RUDYARD KIPLING Gardens are not made by sitting in the shade.
RUDYARD KIPLING Borrow trouble for yourself, if that's your nature, but don't lend it to your neighbors.
RUDYARD KIPLING They copied all they could follow
but they couldn't copy my mind
so I left them sweating an...
RUDYARD KIPLING The Liner she's a lady, an' she never looks nor 'eeds-- The Man-o'-War's 'er 'usband an' 'e gives ...
RUDYARD KIPLING Her plates are scarred by the sun, dear lass, And her ropes are taut with the dew, For we're b...
RUDYARD KIPLING Lord, Thou hast made this world below the shadow of a dream, An', taught by time, I tak' it so--ex...
RUDYARD KIPLING But that's another story.
RUDYARD KIPLING The female of the species is more deadly than the male.
RUDYARD KIPLING And the talk slid north, and the talk slid south With the sliding puffs from the hookah-mouth; ...
RUDYARD KIPLING We have learned to whittle the Eden Tree to the shape of a surplice peg, We have learned to bottl...
RUDYARD KIPLING And the Sons of Mary smile and are blessed--they know the angels are on their side: They know in ...
RUDYARD KIPLING The gull shall whistle in his wake, the blind wave break in fire. He shall fulfill God's utmost wi...
RUDYARD KIPLING And only the Master shall praise us, and only the Master shall blame; And no one shall work for m...
RUDYARD KIPLING Down to Gehenna or up to the throne, He travels the fastest who travel alone.
RUDYARD KIPLING Follow the Romany Patteran Sheer to the Austral light, Where the bosom of God is the wild west...
RUDYARD KIPLING There lived a Parsee from whose hat the rays of the sun were reflected in more-than-oriental splendo...
RUDYARD KIPLING Oh, where are you going to, all you Big Steamers, / With England's own coal, up and down the salt se...
RUDYARD KIPLING San Francisco is a mad city - inhabited for the most part by perfectly insane people whose women are...
RUDYARD KIPLING I have struck a city - a real city - and they call it Chicago... I urgently desire never to see it a...
RUDYARD KIPLING I will remember what I was, I am sick of rope and chains -
I will remember my old strength and ...
RUDYARD KIPLING If you can walk with the crowd and keep your virtue, or walk with Kings-nor lose the common touch; I...
RUDYARD KIPLING [Fifty-nine year old Richard Smith, of Sylvania Township, doesn't need a state poet laureate - or so...
RUDYARD KIPLING However, the introduction of the export incentive scheme is a year overdue and has been very frustra...
JACK KIPLING A thin grey fog hung over the city, and the streets were very cold; for summer was in England.
RUDYARD KIPLING Tho' I walks with fifty 'ousemaids outer Chelsea to the Strand, / An' they talks a lot o' lovin', bu...
RUDYARD KIPLING Buy a pup and your money will buy
Love unflinching that cannot lie.
RUDYARD KIPLING War is an ill thing, as I surely know. But 'twould be an ill world for weaponless dreamers if evil m...
RUDYARD KIPLING I am, by calling, a dealer in words; and words are, of course, the most powerful drug used by mankin...
RUDYARD KIPLING I Keep Six Honest Serving Men ..."

I keep six honest serving-men
(They taught me a...
RUDYARD KIPLING Gardens are not made by singing 'Oh, how beautiful!' and sitting in the shade.
RUDYARD KIPLING It thrilled through him when he first felt the keel answer to his hand on the spokes and slide over ...
RUDYARD KIPLING A man can never have too much red wine, too many books, or too much ammunition
RUDYARD KIPLING Discomfort it temporary. A photo is forever.
KIPLING SWEHLA Four things greater than all things are, - Women and Horses and Power and War
RUDYARD KIPLING The deaths ye died I have watched beside, And the lives ye led were mine
RUDYARD KIPLING There is but one task for all --
One life for each to give.
What stands if Freedom fall?"<...
RUDYARD KIPLING I always prefer to believe the best of everybody; it saves so much trouble
RUDYARD KIPLING They will come back, come back again,
As long as the red earth rolls.
He never wasted a le...
RUDYARD KIPLING I am the Cat who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.
RUDYARD KIPLING We get the Hump - / Cameelious Hump - / The Hump that is black and blue!
RUDYARD KIPLING (An unhappy childhood was not) an unsuitable preparation for my future, in that it demanded a consta...
RUDYARD KIPLING I hate and fear snakes, because if you look into the eyes of any snake you will see that it knows al...
RUDYARD KIPLING We're all islands shouting lies to each other across seas of misunderstanding.
RUDYARD KIPLING The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him.
RUDYARD KIPLING The silliest woman can manage a clever man; but it needs a clever woman to manage a fool
RUDYARD KIPLING If you can keep your wits about you while all others are losing theirs, and blaming you. . . . The ...
RUDYARD KIPLING Gentlemen-Rankers out on the spree, / Damned from here to Eternity.
RUDYARD KIPLING There is sorrow enough in the natural way From men and women to fill our day; But when we are ...
RUDYARD KIPLING If you don't get what you want, it's a sign either that you did not seriously want it, or that you t...
RUDYARD KIPLING Daughter am I in my mother's house, But mistress in my own
RUDYARD KIPLING You haf too much Ego in your Cosmos
RUDYARD KIPLING Call a truce, then to our labors - let us feast with friends and neighbors And be merry as the custo...
RUDYARD KIPLING Pleasant the snaffle of Courtship, improving the manners and carriage, But the colt who is wise will...
RUDYARD KIPLING When the Earth's last picture is painted and the tubes are twisted and dried.
RUDYARD KIPLING Predestination in the stride o' yon connectin'-rod.
RUDYARD KIPLING All we have of freedom - all we use or know - This our fathers bought for us, long and long ago
RUDYARD KIPLING To the legion of the lost ones, to the cohort of the damned.
RUDYARD KIPLING It is at Bombay that the smell of All Asia boards the ship miles off shore, and holds the passenger'...
RUDYARD KIPLING He's an absent-minded beggar, and his weaknesses are great - / But we and Paul must take him as we f...
RUDYARD KIPLING Down to Gehenna, or up to the Throne, He travels the fastest who travels alone.
RUDYARD KIPLING The great grey-green, greasy Limpopo River, all set about with fever trees.
RUDYARD KIPLING Prize, oh! Haul! shouted Dan, but the shout ended in a shrill, double shriek of horror, for out of t...
RUDYARD KIPLING . . . an angry skipper makes an unhappy crew . . .
RUDYARD KIPLING And it is I, Raksha [The Demon], who answers. The man’s cub is mine, Lungri–mine to me! He shall...
RUDYARD KIPLING Now this is the Law of the Jungle -- as old and as true as the sky;
And the Wolf that shall kee...
RUDYARD KIPLING Of course the Man was wild too. He was dreadfully wild. He didn't even begin to be tame till he met ...
RUDYARD KIPLING I have my own matches and sulphur, and I'll make my own hell.
RUDYARD KIPLING The world is very lovely, and it's very horrible--and it doesn't care about your life or mine or any...
RUDYARD KIPLING I've a head like a concertina, I've a tongue like a buttonstick, I've a mouth like an old potato, an...
RUDYARD KIPLING If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue, / Or walk with kings - nor lose the common touch.
RUDYARD KIPLING I've a head like a concertina, I've a tongue like a button-stick, / I've a mouth like an old potato,...
RUDYARD KIPLING Your new-caught, sullen peoples / Half devil and half child.
RUDYARD KIPLING An' for all 'is dirty 'ide / 'E was white, clear white inside / When 'e went to tend the wounded und...
RUDYARD KIPLING A-wastin' Christian kisses on an 'eathen idol's foot.
RUDYARD KIPLING 'E's all 'ot sand an' ginger when alive, / An' 'e's generally shammin' when 'e's dead.
RUDYARD KIPLING Duke's son - cook's son - son of a hundred kings - / (Fifty thousand horse and foot going to Table B...
RUDYARD KIPLING 'Ave you 'eard o' the Widow at Windsor / With a hairy gold crown on 'er 'ead?
RUDYARD KIPLING There's a little red-faced man, / Which is Bobs. / Rides the tallest 'orse 'e can - / Our Bobs.
RUDYARD KIPLING It was not preached to the crowd, / It was not taught by the State. / No man spoke it aloud, / When ...
RUDYARD KIPLING If he plays, being young and unskillful, For shekels of silver or gold, Take his money, my son prais...
RUDYARD KIPLING The coastwise lights of England watch the ships of England go!
RUDYARD KIPLING Something lost behind the Ranges. Lost and waiting for you. Go!
RUDYARD KIPLING What stands if Freedom fall? / Who dies if England live?
RUDYARD KIPLING Such boastings as the Gentiles use, / Or lesser breeds without the Law.
RUDYARD KIPLING Take up the White Man's burden - / And reap his old reward: / The blame of those ye better, / The ha...
RUDYARD KIPLING There be triple ways to take, of the eagle or the snake, / Or the way of a man with a maid.
RUDYARD KIPLING And Ye take mine honour from me if Ye take away the sea!
RUDYARD KIPLING There's times when you'll think that you mightn't, / There's times when you know that you might; / B...
RUDYARD KIPLING The sins ye do by two and two, ye must pay for, one by one
RUDYARD KIPLING Borrow trouble for yourself, if that's your nature, but don't lend it to your neighbours.
RUDYARD KIPLING Never look backwards or you'll fall down the stairs.
RUDYARD KIPLING If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster/ And treat those two impostors just the same.
RUDYARD KIPLING When Pack meets with Pack in the Jungle, And neither will go from the trail, Lie down till the leade...
RUDYARD KIPLING All good people agree,
And all good people say,
All nice people, like Us, are We
An...
RUDYARD KIPLING Like everything else in the world, it is one man's work.
RUDYARD KIPLING What avail is honour or a sword against a pen?
RUDYARD KIPLING I have joyfully done much evil in my life to those who have wished me evil (General Maximus)
RUDYARD KIPLING