The best things in life are free - and $19.95.

One of the things that we hope to do with 'Pitchmen' is to give people an appreciation of what we do.

When I'm up against a wall, that's when Billy Mays performs best.

Life's a pitch, then you buy.

You know what, rip me off once, shame on me. But twice? I'm coming after you and taking back what's mine.

It's a funny business. I kind of compare it to baseball. I'm always looking for a home run.