The best way to get a puppy is to beg for a baby brother - and they'll settle for a puppy every time.

We were, like, 12 or 13 and it was like, 'Hi, do you like me?' ... It was just like puppy love.

I'm a very happy puppy.

As I dive between the legs of a big Gunnar, I see Mair wind up and slam her shockstick hard as she can between the V of another guy’s thighs. Falling, he makes a noise that I can’t say I’ve heard a human utter before, sort of like I imagine a puppy would sound being put through a juicer.

Hard to forget first puppy love.

I like dogs
Big dogs
Little dogs
Fat dogs
Doggy dogs
Old dogs
Puppy dogs
I like dogs
A dog that is barking over the hill
A dog that is dreaming very still
A dog that is running wherever he will
I like dogs.