The best way to learn to be a lady is to see how other ladies do it.

What's the point of being a lesbian if a woman is going to look and act like an imitation man?

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.

I believe in the single standard for men and women.

A girl in the convertible is worth five in the phone book.

Brains are an asset to the woman in love who's smart enough to hide 'em.