The Bible declares that on the sixth day God created man. Right then and there, God should have demanded a damage deposit.

The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a pigeon can still make a deposit on a John Deere.

Politics isn't about left versus right; it's about top versus bottom.

Little ol' boy in the Panhandle told me the other day you can still make a small fortune in agriculture. Problem is, you got to start with a large one.

It's not listed in the Bible, but my spiritual gift, my specific calling from God, is to be a television talk-show host

What created democracy was Thomas Paine and Shays' Rebellion, the suffragists and the abolitionists and on down through the populists and the labor movement, including the Wobblies. Tough, in your face people... Mother Jones, Woody Guthrie... Martin Luther King and Caesar Chavez. And now it's down to us.