The big print giveth and the small print taketh away.

My first big gig was an opening show for Frank Zappa, and I think that was difficult.

As a kid, I did want to be an old-timer, since they were the ones with the big stories and the cool clothes. I wanted to go there. Now, I guess I want to bring that with me and go back in time.

I always liked the idea that America is a big facade. We are all insects crawling across on the shiny hood of a Cadillac. We're all looking at the wrapping. But we won't tear the wrapping to see what lies beneath.

The big print giveth, and the fine print taketh away.

George Burns was a Vaudeville performer I particularly loved.