The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door.

Reality is a sliding door.

I noticed the sliding glass door wouldn't open. The concrete under the door had cracked and buckled upward and jammed the door into its frame.

Saying, 'I'm sorry' is the same as saying, ' I apologize.' Except at a funeral.

Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.

I like stand-up. But I'd also like a family and house and a yard. I want to work with a lot of people, have colleagues; and on good film sets, there's people there that work with the same people for years and years. I love that collaborative spirit in that medium. Comedy is a lot more solitary.