The bonds of friendship dwindle with age, Oliver. But a little blackmail lasts forever.

Oh, is this a blackmail, then?

If your friend says of some picture, "Yes, but what does it mean?" ask him, what his carpet means or the circular patterns on his shoes

Chicks before dicks, and all that.

The movie is about friendship and humor.

If you care about somebody, you should want them to be happy. Even if you wind up being left out.