The bourgeois are other people.

To have a horror of the bourgeois is bourgeois

Don't tell a woman she's pretty; tell her there's no other woman like her, and all roads will open to you.

It doesn't pay to say too much when you are mad enough to choke. For the word that stings the deepest is the word that is never spoke, Let the other fellow wrangle till the storm has blown away, then he'll do a heap of thinking about the things you didn't say.

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

The only man who is really free is the one who can turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse.