The boys room is not a water park

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Contrary to what you've just seen, war is neither glamorous nor fun. There are no winners, only losers. There are no good wars, with the following exceptions: The American Revolution, World War II, and the Star Wars Trilogy. If you'd like to learn more about war, there's lots of books in your local library, many of them with cool, gory pictures.

Just try to keep your head above water until the boys get back. It's as simple as that.

It's not fair ? I'm not the one who's responsible for the boys being so messed up, but I'm the one who's having to pay for it.

I did not learn everything I need to know in kindergarten

I don't use the voice of Bart when I'm making love to my husband, but Marge's voice turns him on a little.