The Britney Spears fans aren't going to dig us.

How can you not like Britney Spears?

If I was still at school, I'd be looking at Britney Spears and dying to be her.

When I was teenager, Britney Spears was it - that was the pop world that was happening, and I knew I wasn't in it.

There's not a ton of roles out there for the insecure, loud Britney Spears type.

I didn't think I'd ever have to feel conflicted about Britney Spears.