The CIA is made up of boys whose families sent them to Princeton but wouldn't let them into the family brokerage business.

When I was a boy we didn't wake up with Vietnam and have Cyprus for lunch and the Congo for dinner.

We are not about to send American boys 9 or 10 thousand miles away from home to do what Asian boys ought to be doing for themselves.

I'm tired. I'm tired of feeling rejected by the American people. I'm tired of waking up in the middle of the night worrying about the war.

There are plenty of recommendations on how to get out of trouble cheaply and fast. Most of them come down to this: Deny your responsibility.

I am making a collection of the things my opponents have found me to be and, when this election is over, I am going to open a museum and put them on display.