The calmest husbands make the stormiest wives.

It appears that ordinary men take wives because possession is not possible without marriage, and that ordinary women accept husbands because marriage is not possible without possession . . .

Good wives and good plantations are made by good husbands

All that a husband or wife really wants is to be pitied a little, praised a little, and appreciated a little

Some of my patients bought it for their wives and I have even received repeat orders from these husbands. A patient told me that his wife was wonderfully surprised by the effect.

Who persuaded you to cut off the nose of your wife's lover? Wretched husband, that was not the part which outraged you! Fool, what have you done? Your wife has lost nothing by the operation