The campaign commercials don't tell you anything.

I can't tell anyone to vote.

In case you haven't caught the commercials, I'm in the new SpongeBob SquarePants Movie.

[The tabloids would relish turning a wonkish and dull re-election campaign into something vastly entertaining.] You know how the papers are going to love this, two harridans mixing it up, ... This could be the equivalent of mud wrestling for fraternity boys.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

The combination of Obamacare and taxes would be a disaster.