The cause of America is in a great measure the cause of all mankind

The American constitutions were to liberty, what a grammar is to language: they define its parts of speech, and practically construct them into syntax

By the age of six the average child will have completed the basic American education.... From television, the child will have learned how to pick a lock, commit a fairly elaborate bank holdup, prevent wetness all day long, get the laundry twice as white, and kill people with a variety of sophisticated armaments.

I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.

America - It is a fabulous country, the only fabulous country; it is the only place where miracles not only happen, but where they happen all the time

There's only so much you can do when you're using loaner equipment from the universities.