the church should just stay out of people's pants.

Your way of life is sinful and wrong," he said fiercely.
Thus says a man who admits to worshipping a God who vilifies pleasure, relegates women to roles that are little more than servants and broodmares, though they are the backbone of your church, and seeks to control his worshippers through guilt and fear.

I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don’t have as many people who believe it.

I don't necessarily believe in organized religion.

What's unnatural is homophobia. Homo sapiens is the only species in all of nature that responds with hate to homosexuality.

Don't tell anyone, but on the pagan day of the sun god Ra, I kneel at the foot of an ancient instrument of torture and consume ritualistic symbols of blood and flesh. ...And if any of you care to join me, come to the Harvard chapel on Sunday, kneel beneath the crucifix, and take Holy Communion.