The closest you will ever come in this life to an orderly universe is a good library

The difference between friendship and love is how much you can hurt each other

If you don't like my opinion of you, you can always improve

Life is the only game in which the object of the game is to learn the rules

By accepting you as you are, I do not necessarily abandon all hope of your improving

Our meetings are held to discuss many problems which would never arise if we held fewer meetings