The critics try to intellectualize my materiel. There's no satire involved. Satire is a concept that can only be understood by adults. My stuff is straight, for people of all ages.
Andy Kaufman
Related Satire can always be found everywhere. A people without love for satire is a dead people. DARIO FO Satire is fascinating stuff. It's deadly serious, and when politics begin to break down, there i... BEN NICHOLSON 'As Long As I Know I'm Getting Paid' is a satire. Lyrically, I want to be direct. With m... PATRICK STUMP My main regret in life is that there is no MacArthur Fellowship awarded in the field of Panda Satire... ANNE BELOV Fools are my theme, let satire be my song. LORD BYRON Fools are my theme, let satire be my song. LORD (GEORGE GORDON) BYRON Fools are my theme, let satire be my song. LORD BYRON (GEORGE GORDON NOEL BYRON) Fools are my theme; let satire be my song. LORD BYRON I'll publish, right or wrong: / Fools are my theme, let satire be my song. LORD BYRON I'll publish right or wrong. Fools are my theme, let satire be my song. LORD BYRON There is a place in this world for satire, but there is a time when satire ends and intolerance and ... ISAAC HAYES By rights, satire is a lonely and introspective occupation, for nobody can describe a fool to the li... FRANK MOORE COLBY There is a place in this world for satire, but there is a time when satire ends and intolerance and ... ISAAC HAYES I wear my Pen as others do their Sword. To each affronting sot I meet, the word Is Satisfaction: str... JOHN OLDHAM I wear my Pen as others do their Sword.
To each affronting sot I meet, the word
Is Satisfactio... JOHN OLDHAM Comedy has to be done en clair. You can't blunt the edge of wit or the point of satire with obsc... JAMES THURBER It's satire – it's my own twisted sense of humor, The Wizard of Oz. MARK LISANTI It's satire it's my own twisted sense of humor, The Wizard of Oz. MARK LISANTI Effective satire has to be almost identical to the subject that it is skewering. T. J. MILLER I think satire is a beautiful art and I'm still working at it. To me, it's more valid than straight ... KEVIN HALEY Satire is focused bitterness. LEO ROSTEN The journey of your first movie is not just beyond belief it can be truly beyond satire. YAHOO SERIOUS This is good news to us all. We are defending the principle of the right for caricature and satire. PHILIPPE VAL Satire is a lesson, parody is a game. VLADIMIR NABOKOV I think the reason that satire is on the rise is because the real news is so bad right now, ... I'd ... ANDY BOROWITZ Life Is a Misconception. DEYTH BANGER I was heavily influenced by Andy Kaufman and Steven Wright. DAVID CROSS Pornography is a satire on human pretensions. ANGELA CARTER The trouble with most comedians who try to do satire is that they are essentially brash, noisy and i... IMOGENE COCA Satire is often the reflection of a kind of moral nausea. CRAND BRITON The fear of God is the only cure for the fear of people. CRAIG GROESCHEL It is difficult not to write satire. JUVENAL It's meant to be satire, farce. TORY DOBRIN You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is record... ART BUCHWALD Praise undeserved, is satire in disguise. ALEXANDER POPE Satire is what closes Saturday night. JUVENAL (DECIMUS JUNIUS JUVENAL) Praise undeserv'd is satire in disguise HENRY BROADHURST Comedy has to be done en clair. You can't blunt the edge of wit or the point of satire with obscurit... JAMES THURBER It is hard to abstain from writing satire. UNKNOWN (It's) intended as a piece of political satire, no more no less, and I hope that it will make people... GEORGE MICHAEL It's a satire! MARC CHERRY The music is great and it's a great political satire. JOY ALLAIN Verse satire indeed is entirely our own. QUINTILIAN Satire is what closes on Saturday night. GEORGE S. KAUFMAN Satire is particularly valuable in a country like ours. DAN RATHER Conventional show-biz savvy held that Americans hated to be the objects of satire. CARROLL O'CONNOR Satire is traditionally the weapon of the powerless against the powerful. MOLLY IVINS Here's my take on Andy Kaufman... For Kaufman, comedy was a skill that was open for examination.... RHYS DARBY A sitcom isn't usually the right tool for satire. CHRIS MORRIS You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it. ART BUCHWALD What I always say is that we're the illegitimate children of Andy Kaufman and Jerry Lewis. KEVIN MCDONALD It is a satire of the first family, so I certainly studied her. MARCIA GAY HARDEN I like to write a lot of satire. EARL KING Hollywood is horrible... it's beyond satire. YAHOO SERIOUS Tomorrow is a satire on today, And shows its weakness. EDWARD YOUNG I try and write satire that's well-intentioned. But those intentions have to be hidden. It can... BO BURNHAM Satire is people as they are; romanticism, people as they would like to be; realism, people as they ... DAWN POWELL People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. ROBIN WILLIAMS It?s at the very core of our culture that the most sacred things can be subjected to criticism, laug... ROGER KOEPPEL There are thousands of ways to make people laugh - satire, black comedy, slapstick. NAWAZUDDIN SIDDIQUI The only other home I can enter without an invitation, is my parents home. BEN OAK It is hard for power to enjoy or incorporate humour and satire in its system of control. DARIO FO For me, my life is a journey. JAY ELECTRONICA It's a great time to be doing political satire when the world is on a knife edge. JOHN OLIVER I don't want to sound disingenuous here - controversy is obviously good for business, especially... GARRY TRUDEAU In times like these it is difficult not to write satire JUVENAL My life is a struggle. VOLTAIRE This has a lot of satire in it. KATHERINE HOUGH Life is not a game. Still, in this life, we choose the games we live to play. J.R. RIM Theres no electricity, stuff like that down there. Its a little different. Its going to be crazy. AARON KATZ People love burlesque today because it incorporates all the old-school glamour, satire and highlight... BABY DOE It's not mean-spirited humor, it's just good satire. I go in with my eyes open that they will do wha... MICHAEL BROWN I believe that there is a Matrix and... to be more accurate I am in the Pornography Matrix. DEYTH BANGER Of all debts men are least willing to pay the taxes. What a satire is this on government! Everywhere... RALPH WALDO EMERSON We've started a new program for patrons called the 'LBL Fun Card' that follows a punch-card concept.... KATHYRN HARPER Satire or sense, alas! Can Sporus feel?
Who breaks a butterfly upon a wheel? ALEXANDER POPE I'm in the process of brainstorming with my marketing team and all that stuff, trying to come up... RUBEN STUDDARD Mike Judge is my Jonathan Swift, and I say that because I don't know any other satirists. But th... T. J. MILLER It is difficult not to write satire.
[Lat., Difficile est satiram non scribere.] JUVENAL (DECIMUS JUNIUS JUVENAL) Satire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders do generally
discover everybody's face but their own. JONATHAN SWIFT Satire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody's face but their own. JONATHAN SWIFT There are, to whom my satire seems too bold;
Scarce to wise Peter complaisant enough,
And some... ALEXANDER POPE We are not playing these people with parody or satire. We are playing these people dead earnest. I'm... BILL PAXTON In the old days of literature, only the very thick-skinned - or the very brilliant - dared enter the... JOANNE HARRIS People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. ROBIN WILLIAMS I attempt to write a good novel. Whether it is literature or not is something that will be decided b... ELIZABETH GEORGE Satire and believability are irresistible to the news media. JOEY SKAGGS Praise undeserved s satire in disguise. HENRY BROADHURST Man's naked form belongs to no particular moment in history; it is eternal, and can be looked up... AUGUSTE RODIN If grass is greener on the other side, why wait at this side of the fence? SWAPNIL THAKUR The comedy shows have gotten into political satire, and it's been an increasingly important way that... ANDREW KOHUT If you write satire, the guilty pleasure these days is that there's just so much material about.... CARL HIAASEN All that stuff is trivial to me. People lost their lives; people without home insurance lost their h... JAMAAL MAGLOIRE It is satire, but it remains in the realm of the real, as opposed to something like 'Dr. Strangelove... NICOLAS CAGE A man is angry at a libel because it is false, but at a satire because it is true. G.K. CHESTERTON Satire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody's face but their ow... JONATHAN SWIFT I think it was intended as satire. DINESH D'SOUZA The satirist who writes nothing but satire should write but little -- or it will seem that his satir... ANTHONY TROLLOPE The satirist who writes nothing but satire should write but little - or it will seem that his satire... ANTHONY TROLLOPE reality has an odd habit of catching up with satire. WALTER ISAACSON
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