Gary Larson
Related GERMANY KENT GERMANY KENT ARUNDHATI ROY CRAIG GROESCHEL I always felt like I was kind of an outsider because I didn't have the right things. I didn'... LEAH REMINI Are you taking us to the beach?" - Dan Cahill JUDE WATSON It looks ancient," - Amy Cahill JUDE WATSON BARBARA EHRENREICH NATHANIEL KAHN CALVIN JOHNSON JOAN DIDION We can never make proper goodbyes. It was your last ride in a Checker cab and you had no warning. It... COLSON WHITEHEAD BAHMAN GHOBADI You know, that's kind of the thing, I can't freestyle and I used to always wonder why I coul... BUBBA SPARXXX NICK CAVE Food Allergies Are Not Due to Food, Rather Are Due to the Constant Contamination of That Food That Y... THEHEALTHFOODGURU I just couldn't stand school. If I went, I'd skip after the first class. I didn't like t... RANDY TRAVIS MARIO TESTINO It SMELLS ancient," - Dan Cahill JUDE WATSON Palm trees were fanned by a warm, light breeze, and they rolled down their windows to smell the sea. JUDE WATSON I couldn't wait to be, you know, a Black Panther. Of course they wouldn't let me join. DAVID ALAN GRIER ETHAN HAWKE It's funny to be discovered by a lot of people who didn't know you before. People always use... TERRY O'QUINN ERIC CLAPTON A journalist asked this to my father. He spent a day with me and interviewing my friends/colleagues ... CHRISTOPHER POOLE I mean this sincerely... and I don't know why, but there was a period of time that for some reas... DAVE FINKEL STEPHANIE MILLS DAN BROWN DEYTH BANGER As the days went on, I didn't mind the games. In fact, I looked forward to them. That was the ea... AL KALINE DEYTH BANGER What's amazing is that the Web enables you to build a kind of channel that wouldn't have mad... SALAR KAMANGAR I kind of see myself as a cartoon that's on its way to becoming a real person that has to find t... CARLY POPE DAVID BOWIE I was very depressed at a young age and felt like I didn't have agency towards that. Being '... PETRA COLLINS There is a mystique about psychiatry that people think that you have some kind of a magical lens, yo... CHARLES KRAUTHAMMER COREY HAWKINS It's just a blessing from above. I can't stress that enough, because I don't feel like i... D'BRICKASHAW FERGUSON SELENA GOMEZ That's me. I can be me a bit at home, but I'm kind of like a square peg in a round hole. MICK RALPHS GERMANY KENT LEONARD COHEN I didn't really like reading much before I did 'The Golden Compass'. But then my teacher... DAKOTA BLUE RICHARDS BRANDON SANDERSON We couldn't generalize on the people. Some of them were known to be tough guys and they didn'... JAMES STOCKDALE I was horrible at science and math. I couldn't pass a test to save my life! I'm surprised th... WILLIAM PETERSEN KRISTIN CAVALLARI CHLOE SEVIGNY Anything that would kind of label me or put me into a category is kind of what I want to avoid. I li... JACK KILMER TOM PETTY JANEANE GAROFALO NIECY NASH I'm married now, so I have a life. I had to get a life. That's one thing I really had to do,... KATE JACKSON TOM CRUISE ADAM MCKAY I don't know why there hasn't been a 'Spy Kids' cartoon. You have to bring that up t... DARYL SABARA LUPE FIASCO That's the one regret I have in all the years that I've played professional sports, that I d... WARREN MOON Basically, the start of my thinking process is: 'OK, if you didn't have to worry about re-el... RAY NAGIN I tried to be a goth for a while. I'd pour baby powder on my face and paint my lips black, but t... IMELDA MAY I was one of those weird children that just couldn't talk to people, so I kind of had to make my... KAREN GILLAN JACKIE JOYNER-KERSEE We will go on tour, that will be a boost for me. After that I can focus on LaToya. If I didn't h... LATOYA LONDON DEYTH BANGER 'The Voice' gave me the exposure that YouTube was never able to provide for me, just because... CHRISTINA GRIMMIE My parents didn't agree with what was going on, you know, with the communists coming in, Fidel C... RAFAEL PALMEIRO DAVID CRONENBERG TRACEE ELLIS ROSS CHARLIE KAUFMAN HEATH LEDGER It's not that I wanted to be an actor; it's that I didn't want to be a dancer! I was tra... ZIYI ZHANG I'm not going to throw chairs; I'm not going to cuss. I'm not going to do that kind of s... ANDRE WARD I'm not saying that I'm better than anyone... I'm just saying that I'm one-of-a-kind. C LIONG ISABELLA ROSSELLINI I love the ambiguous kind of endings. I think, oftentimes, that's what life really is - there... JOE CARNAHAN Mayors could never get away with the kind of nonsense that goes on in Washington. In our world, you ... MICHAEL NUTTER My only hesitation after 'Law & Order' was that I didn't want to be in a super dry p... JAMIE BAMBER If you put somebody on a crack pipe and give them a 9 mm Baretta, you don't have to be a rocket ... JAMES LEE BURKE MARINA ABRAMOVIC Once you are successful, there's a very seductive rhythm at work that keeps you wanting to outdo... JEWEL ROSIE PEREZ BILL BURR COLM MEANEY Couples in their 30s are having trouble having kids. And you just kind of extrapolate that and say, ... DAVID ALPAY I would never write a sentence that didn't have a nice rhythm, or at least I wouldn't leave ... KATE GRENVILLE The stress and turmoil that my father had to go through at a young age to make sure that I didn'... O'SHEA JACKSON, JR. A coin is examined, and only after careful deliberation, given to a beggar, whereas a child is flung... PETER WESSEL ZAPFFE BRIAN ENO I couldn't be 'Johnny' in front of a camera in acting jobs and behind the camera I like ... JOHNNY VEGAS I kind of feel like people like to dump on 'Home Improvement,' and I don't know why. PATRICIA RICHARDSON CARLI LLOYD DEYTH BANGER GARY WRIGHT TOM HARDY HOWIE MANDEL You want to believe that there's one relationship in life that's beyond betrayal. A relation... CALEB CARR ELIZABETH WILSON There's a couple of movie parts that I can't remember. There was always something kind of lu... CRAIG ROBINSON Thinking of that movie 'The Artist'; if anyone ever needed to reach anyone, I'm just thi... EDY GANEM Origin stories are really important to me. I just like that sort of stuff and I feel like it makes a... ZACK SNYDER
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My future plans are hazy, and I've yet to experience how much cartooning is in my blood and ther... GARY LARSON I think I'm maintaining the quality, but internally I'm paying for it. GARY LARSON Cartooning was a good fit for me. And yet now, years later, I almost never think about it. GARY LARSON I just get silly inside my head and I start to think about something and in my head I start twisting... GARY LARSON I've always considered music stores to be the graveyards of musicians. GARY LARSON On Career Day in high school, you don't walk around looking for the cartoon guy. GARY LARSON I think one thing that's important to maintain is a sense of fear, always doubting yourself... a... GARY LARSON The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. GARY LARSON This was more than just a cow - this was an entire career I was looking at. GARY LARSON The message is not so much that the worms will inherit the Earth, but that all things play a role in... GARY LARSON I actually find a lot of parallels in jazz and cartooning. GARY LARSON A long time ago, I became aware that many of us have a tendency to lump nature into simplistic categ... GARY LARSON People try to look for deep meanings in my work. I want to say, 'They're just cartoons, folk... GARY LARSON Every week when my batch of weekly cartoons would go to FedEx, it felt like a small miracle. Then in... GARY LARSON I keep thinking someone's gonna show up and say, 'There's been a big mistake. The guy ne... GARY LARSON Great moments in science: Einstein discovers that time is actually money. GARY LARSON Humans have changed ecosystems more rapidly and extensively than in any comparable period of time in... GARY LARSON Just be careful how you put it back down, or you can wipe out a population the size of Manhattan. GARY LARSON Its clear that as long as this demand continues, then charter schools will continue to thrive, GARY LARSON theme-park approach to nature. We judge plants and animals by whether they're entertaining to us. We... GARY LARSON the threads that connect us to other living things. Newspapers will run a headline: 'Shark kills hum... GARY LARSON By the time they had diminished from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began to suspect "Hungry GARY LARSON For all intents and purposes, we've reached an agreement. It's just a matter of signing the document... GARY LARSON When a charter school opens up, typically they are inundated with parents who wish to enroll their k... GARY LARSON Things can be low on the food chain, but that doesn't mean they're lowly, GARY LARSON It obviously presents a concern. I think that the answer is for people to be very cautious about wri... GARY LARSON We are going to fight this thing all the way. The district is breaking the law and it's breaking its... GARY LARSON We expect increased net sales and profitability for the fourth quarter of fiscal 2006, when compared... GARY LARSON Unbeknownst to most historians, Einstein started down the road of professional basketball before an ... GARY LARSON Suddenly, two bystanders stuck their heads inside the frame and ruined one of the funniest cartoons ... GARY LARSON Welcome to Hell. Here's your accordion. GARY LARSON I don't believe in the concept of hell, but if I did I would think of it as filled with people who w... GARY LARSON Charters give public school teachers the flexibility to design programs to the individual student ne... GARY LARSON You know those little snow globes that you shake up? I always thought my brain was sort of like that... GARY LARSON BRIE LARSON DOUG LARSON DOUG LARSON DOUG LARSON DOUG LARSON DOUG LARSON DOUG LARSON I don't think we made any mistakes. But from a public relations perspective, it wasn't properly hand... AL LARSON I hear different things from different schools. It is kind of a mixture, but it is all anecdotal stu... AL LARSON Communication was tough, but we always sensed there was a feeling of appreciation. There was always ... AL LARSON We had a generator with us for lights. Even so, half the guys slept outside because it was cooler. T... AL LARSON ERIK LARSON DOUG LARSON DOUG LARSON ERIK LARSON ERIK LARSON ERIK LARSON DOUG LARSON DOUG LARSON DOUG LARSON DOUG LARSON DOUG LARSON JONATHAN LARSON DOUG LARSON JOHNATHAN LARSON Anger always comes from frustrated expectations ELLIOTT LARSON DOUG LARSON DOUG LARSON The worst thing of all is standing by when folks are doing something wrong. KIRBY LARSON DOUG LARSON DOUG LARSON It seems the misfortune of one can plow a deeper furrow in the heart than the misfortune of millions... KIRBY LARSON DOUG LARSON DOUG LARSON BRIE LARSON BRIE LARSON ERIK LARSON BRIE LARSON JOHN LARSON ERIK LARSON DOUG LARSON DOUG LARSON BRIE LARSON DOUG LARSON DOUG LARSON DOUG LARSON BRIE LARSON ERIK LARSON ERIK LARSON DOUG LARSON BRIE LARSON DOUG LARSON DOUG LARSON For me, personally, it just made my career more meaningful, ... It never gets old. Any time, anywher... ANDREW LARSON Some people make the connection, some don't. It's not something I would ever make a big deal about, ANDREW LARSON Actually, that one is the most vivid, ... I don't know, maybe I blacked out in the national champion... ANDREW LARSON My first thought was that I had definitely hit it good, ... You're supposed to keep your head down, ... ANDREW LARSON BRIE LARSON BRIE LARSON BRIE LARSON BRIE LARSON ERIK LARSON We look for a 'been there, done that' kind of horse. Old show horses or old roping horses are great ... ANNE LARSON Her whole ride was about that helmet that day. That day, that helmet was her whole goal. ANNE LARSON These are functions they don't normally do every day. We're using the horse as a tool to help stretc... ANNE LARSON Come on, Josie. Let's see you stretch. ANNE LARSON I've been watching for a long time the difference that horses make in able-bodied people's lives. I'... ANNE LARSON It appears to be highly subjective. This survey is giving more weight to words over action. ART LARSON We're going to examine this report and carry on a dialogue with this organization. But we feel that ... ART LARSON On some days, the plant has been operating at a full load. The steam you see is normal. ART LARSON Our target market for this project is Idaho and the Pacific Northwest. ART LARSON If and when we are, we intend to immediately seek dismissal of it as being improperly brought before... ART LARSON BRIE LARSON DOUG LARSON DOUG LARSON ERIK LARSON BRIE LARSON BRIE LARSON BRIE LARSON They got the defense behind them. They know that. BREE LARSON We're working really hard on it every day constantly to get better and better. BREE LARSON Whenever something good happens in the game before, we'll bring it into the next game and carry it t... BREE LARSON We know that's going to be our key to winning games. Before, earlier in league play, we had trouble ... BREE LARSON BRIE LARSON The belief is that after Katrina makes landfall, it will move north to the Tennessee Valley and then... BOB LARSON I do not want to hang around and root for Dallas to lose. BOB LARSON Our social life has definitely picked up. BOB LARSON It's difficult to meet new friends when you get older. BOB LARSON It's something totally unique that no baseball team has done before. BOB LARSON Basically, if it goes where it is now, it will have no impact on where you are (in Wisconsin). BOB LARSON Hopefully we are giving the message to people that this kind of conduct -- parties, serving alcohol ... BOB LARSON Hopefully we are giving a message to people that this kind of conduct, partys, serving alcohol to mi... BOB LARSON We're asking them to be ready, and as the situation develops we'll let them know, BOB LARSON I'm a very small producer today. They've treated me fairly; they haven't given me any special deals. BOB LARSON BRIE LARSON BRIE LARSON ERIK LARSON BRIE LARSON BRIE LARSON DOUG LARSON ERIK LARSON JOHN LARSON DOUG LARSON DOUG LARSON DOUG LARSON DOUG LARSON There is nothing like the occasional outburst of profanity to calm jangled nerves. KIRBY LARSON It's the company, not the cooking, that makes a meal. KIRBY LARSON Isn't it fascinating how long a few minutes seem when you are completely alone with not a familiar f... KIRBY LARSON DOUG LARSON DOUG LARSON DOUG LARSON DOUG LARSON DOUG LARSON JONATHAN LARSON There should be fireworks, at least, when a dream dies. KIRBY LARSON My bounce-around life had taught me that dreams were dangerous things - they look solid in your mind... KIRBY LARSON The lessons this life has planted in my heart pertain more to caring than crops, more to Golden Rule... KIRBY LARSON DOUG LARSON DOUG LARSON ERIK LARSON BRIE LARSON BRIE LARSON ERIK LARSON BRIE LARSON DOUG LARSON BRIE LARSON BRIE LARSON ERIK LARSON ERIK LARSON DOUG LARSON ERIK LARSON BRIE LARSON DOUG LARSON BRIE LARSON We want to make sure the launch and recovery are absolutely flawless. JERRY LARSON One thing we need to watch is that he doesn't keep the screws on too tight and go overboard with the... RYAN LARSON When you choose to love as God loves, it will never be safe....but it will set you free. JANET LARSON ERIK LARSON ERIK LARSON ERIK LARSON ERIK LARSON Nancy is like a little kid at Christmas. She's so excited about all the things that (the district) i... ALAN LARSON Thumbs down and show us the door. We will leave town and honor your request. ALAN LARSON The risk in any country that has oil, such as Russia, is that the high prices will lessen the zeal f... ALAN LARSON BRIE LARSON BRIE LARSON Our composure offensively was not good from that standpoint. When he got it in there, he scored. We ... FORREST LARSON ERIK LARSON DOUG LARSON Blessings fall on ground that's been plowed in praise JANET LARSON The pain of regret is much greater than the pain of loss. JANET LARSON JONATHAN LARSON Senator Bayh is to be commended for addressing many of the issues that were raised about earlier dra... TRAVIS LARSON BRIE LARSON JONATHAN LARSON I love that. I love to lead worship and preach . . . I look forward to the chance to be in chapel ev... AMY LARSON Society is so divided between liberals and conservatives. There is such a need for campus ministries... AMY LARSON It helps to know the culture. Some of the values here are the same [as when I was a student]. AMY LARSON ERIK LARSON ERIK LARSON I just run in circles through the water. DANIEL LARSON We are selling development rights to Granite Fox and for the Idaho project. Whomever buys those deve... ART LARSON We've made it clear should it pass, it will have a significant impact on the project. ART LARSON That's something we would certainly be willing to consider. ART LARSON BRIE LARSON
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If you had a friend you refused to talk to, eventually you couldn't keep calling that person a frien... 
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As a child, my father's architecture seemed to me to be industrial in a way. It seemed harsh and... 
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It's kind of a catch-22 now because since the 'Da Vinci Code,' I have access to places a... 
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