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The dark scary servant of all evil was on his way to rescue me. Somehow that thought failed to make me warm and fuzzy.


Ilona Andrews

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ILONA ANDREWS Dimitri.
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BARBARA MIKKELSON Our standard rate. A doubloon a day."
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GERALD SHARGEL A black raven flew past me and landed on the back of the couch.
Roman slapped his hand over his...
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"We keep him in the shed out back," Jack said helpfully. ...
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EL DEBARGE I was so scared to give up depression, fearing that somehow the worst part of me was actually all of...
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TESSA THOMPSON I thought Ilona and the rest of the low post players did an excellent job. We've been working on tha...
SUSAN WALVIUS May you have warm words on a cold evening, a full moon on a dark night and a smooth road all the way...
IRISH BLESSINGS The glow of one warm thought is to me worth more than money.
THOMAS JEFFERSON I thought myself sufficiently shrewd to make whatever decisions I wanted to make, and then to be abl...
CRAIG D. LOUNSBROUGH Everybody knows it. It's the warm and fuzzy kind of stock and that is what people want.
DAVID MENLOW To have the cognitive abilities to do research and development is vital to a forever expanding world...
GARY F EVANS... I'm extremely compassionate, loving, all of those warm fuzzy things, but the outer shell doesn&#...
FRANK OCEAN I haven't been given the lack of arrogance, which would make me act like a 60-year-old. When they ca...
BETTYE LAVETTE I was in a terrible confusion. Sometimes I thought, but this is your life. Stop fighting it. Stop fi...
JAMES BALDWIN I thought twenty was pretty scary, like, not being able to call myself a teenager anymore, and feeli...
ADAM LAMBERG I am the planet's most affectionate life-form, something like the cross between a golden retriever a...
ELIZABETH GILBERT MANDELA: " a man deemed to be the greatest icon in Africa. his life thought me couple of lessons tha...
VICTOR ADEAGBO I don’t snore.”
He nodded with a wide grin. “It’s a quiet peaceful kind of snoring. Lik...
ILONA ANDREWS We wanted to make sure that we separated daytime Martha -- the warm and friendly person -- from Mart...
VINCE MANZE I was young; I was newly married. My Cambridge degree was still warm in my pocket - a roll of parchm...
HOWARD JACOBSON Failure happened. The trick was to accept the risk and try anyway.
ILONA ANDREWS Kid 1: *examining my gorgeous strawberry and blueberry pies*: Wow, Mom, your pies don’t look awful...
ILONA ANDREWS Apologizing to me again, thought Miles miserably. For me. He keeps telling me I'm all right—and th...
LOIS MCMASTER BUJOLD Personality or looks was never important. We all have dark and light side in us, and that's what mak...
J C A ROWE I think Bigfoot is blurry - that's the problem. It's not the photographers' fault. Bigfoot is blurry...
MITCH HEDBERG I was heartbroken at the end of that, because I thought that was going to be it for me. Somehow I ha...
JASON SCHWARTZMAN Now he was kissing me, not in a scary way, not with hostility, but with warm, seductive intent. In a...
CATE TIERNAN Hi, Your Majesty, we drugged your love muffin and then let her walk out into the dark, in the sn...
ILONA ANDREWS A werewolf tossed me against a giant packing crate while I was trying to rescue a frightened young g...
PATRICIA BRIGGS I held out the rune for Hearthstone. ‘I know what it feels like to be an empty cup, to have everyt...
RICK RIORDAN There was a kid that used to pick on me... he used to drop my food and beat me up in little corners....
BRENDON URIE Initially, when I first became a Christian and got into ministry, my thought was that God existed to...
MAX LUCADO It was all kind of fuzzy, as if his mind was doing its thinking in limericks.
SORIN SUCIU They taught me different was wrong.
ANI DIFRANCO Pieces of me, I'm giving to you. In the words that I say and the things that I do.
SHELLI THOMPSON No-one will come in to rescue you. You just have to step out somehow, and make your dreams come true...
MOFFAT MACHINGURA It made me realize that I'd changed what I thought was a trivial aspect of who I was but it profound...
MALCOLM GLADWELL I had to make you love me." His dark eyes meet mine. "What I didn't count on is falling in love with...
LAURA BRADLEY REDE When I was on the bestseller list with the first book, everyone who knows me knows that every week i...
DAVE EGGERS Make thy face to shine upon thy servant: save me for thy mercies' sake.
BIBLE Then his lord, after that he had called him, said unto him, O thou wicked servant, I forgave thee al...
BIBLE My life was my life; I would have to stare it down, somehow, and make it work for me.
PAULA MCLAIN All of my lyrics are based on the one thing that's never failed me, and that's the Word of G...
YOLANDA ADAMS The candle burns not for us, but for all those whom we failed to rescue from prison, who were shot o...
PETER BENENSON That wasn't the way that things was supposed to be. And all because the so-called culture that I...
MICHAEL VICK It was scary for a while, but somehow all three made a comeback and we won. It was exciting for the ...
CHUCK SCHRAMM (Michael) was on a slow lap and didn't let me by. He just came out of the pits and held me up all th...
JARNO TRULLI William's eyes glowed like two amber coals. She met his gaze and flinched. No emotion reflected in t...
ILONA ANDREWS Some women waited for a night in shining armor. She, apparently, had ended up with a knight in black...
ILONA ANDREWS It could be worse," he said finally. "Efrenia married an arsonist. Jake's wife is a kleptomaniac. I ...
ILONA ANDREWS Our government, all government, somehow failed in their duty that day. We need to know why.
JAMES THOMPSON I looked into his eyes and he looked into mine. They were very dark, empty, unfeeling and cold. I fe...
ANNETTE BROWN A warm, tickling touch crashed me back to earth. Maybe it sent me straight to heaven. Either way, it...
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ALAN YATES That was a (missed assignment). The guy was holding him, man, but you can't wait on a ref to make th...
GAINES ADAMS Although Salinger had long since cut me out of his life completely and made it plain that he had not...
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JIM RASH Design cannot rescue failed content.
EDWARD R. TUFTE The Biggest Threat to our Democracy, Freedoms and Future is Leadership that fosters and Appeases the...
MICHAEL HARRIS The defense was good for the most part all night. I thought early on, Chris Paul, that was the game ...
DOC RIVERS To me, that's a rescue.
BERNIE MARCUS The man who emerges is truly heroic, and that was a surprise for me, ... This is a greathearted fell...
DAVID MCCULLOUGH I was stillborn. The midwives laid me aside, thought I was really gone. I laid there about an hour, ...
JAMES BROWN To me, those are the heroes of the story. It was government that failed. It was people who stood up.
ANDERSON COOPER He's my mentor. I love that man. He was probably the first guy that really took an interest in me. I...
ENOS CABELL That was me under the bath and the water being held down. The director wanted it to look as real as ...
RACHEL WEISZ I pushed passed him. He grabbed my hand and swung me back towards him. Then he pushed me against the...
JESSICA SHIRVINGTON Fuzzy (Zoeller) tells me I should have played in the old days, with him and Tom Watson and Lee Trevi...
JOHN DALY Mozart would play a counterpart with his left hand while using his right to mock it. It was blue, da...
ALICIA KEYS Oh my God, she was retarded and I was going to kill Jim.
ILONA ANDREWS Kate Daniels, deadly swordmaster. Fear my twitching pinkie.
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ILONA ANDREWS When you want to take over a city, you have to destroy the illusion of safety it provides. You have ...
ILONA ANDREWS My whole body seemed to seize up on me in a full cramp. It was really scary.
CHRIS DUFFY All the ancient classic fairy tales have always been scary and dark.
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“ ‘Panic’?...
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"Um.....
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He showed her his teeth. "Yes.
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ILONA ANDREWS It depends. If I don't let you in, will you huff and puff and blow my house down?"
She had no ...
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I leaned a lit...
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"What makes you so sure?"
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ILONA ANDREWS I've read your summary."
"And?"
"It's not incompetent."
Be still, my heart, so I don'...
ILONA ANDREWS I'll call you," he repeated.
"If you call me, I won't pick up the phone."
"You will wait b...
ILONA ANDREWS I flexed my wrist, popped a silver needle into my palm, and offered it to him.
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ILONA ANDREWS I'll be busy for the next eight weeks, so let's set this for November 15th.
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ILONA ANDREWS Estene aleera hesaad de viren aneda." And now, you are forever mine.
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ILONA ANDREWS Aha! So I’m not crazy.”
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“No.”
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ILONA ANDREWS I've been assigned to bodyguard you."
You've got to be kidding me.
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ILONA ANDREWS Sit your ass down, Don Juanabe," Derek said.
"Don Juanabe?" Ascanio pulled out his swords.
ILONA ANDREWS Okay, pull me up."
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ILONA ANDREWS Say 'pop.'"
"Pop?"
"That was the sound of me pulling your head out of your ass.
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ILONA ANDREWS Quick, Derek, it's your chance to shine," Ascanio said.
Derek gave him a withering look.
"...
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ILONA ANDREWS Put your badass faces on and follow me.
ILONA ANDREWS Her face looked like it would shatter any second.
ILONA ANDREWS One day I'll kill him, you know.
I glanced at her. She was deadly serious.
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When I can get out of my own way.
And the rest of the time?
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ILONA ANDREWS It's not a loup cage, you know,' I told her. 'It's a holding cell. Or safe room. or secure room. I d...
ILONA ANDREWS Who is there with you?"

"Raphael"

Kate's voice snapped. "I'll be in Atlanta in...
ILONA ANDREWS Derek, you just don't say things like that to a woman. Keep going this way and you'll spend your lif...
ILONA ANDREWS We can do subtle," I assured her.
"It's our middle name," Andrea added.
For some odd reaso...
ILONA ANDREWS He glued the chair to my ass."
Silence.
"Is it still...attached?"
"I can't get it off...
ILONA ANDREWS Who is Hunter Becker?"
"Becker the Gory? Lighthouse Keepers? Boston?"
"I would've preferre...
ILONA ANDREWS We don't need teenage bouda sex fiends as interns.
How do you know he is a sex fiend?
He i...
ILONA ANDREWS Would you like to work here with me?
We have no clients and the pay is shit.
ILONA ANDREWS Aha," Andrea said. "I'm going to ignore that you just referred to yourself as 'sugar woogums'.
ILONA ANDREWS What do you mean fainted?
Took a dive, kissed the pavement. Swooned like a southern belle after...
ILONA ANDREWS I got a dog-training book. It says Grendel needs mental stimulation, so I tried to train him, but I ...
ILONA ANDREWS Are you sure you know where you're going?" Andrea frowned.
"Would you like me to pull over and ...
ILONA ANDREWS It’s your duty as my best friend to be outraged with me.”
“I’m outraged!” I snarled....
ILONA ANDREWS I have a serious question."

"I will give a serious answer."

"Can a god be kill...
ILONA ANDREWS I batted my eyelashes and did my best to appear dumb as a board
ILONA ANDREWS Your favorite volhv showed up half an hour ago, complaining about his lack of sleep and stupid gods....
ILONA ANDREWS Some people had attack dogs. Ghastek had attack lawyers.
ILONA ANDREWS The door swung open and Kate walked in. Her jeans and T-shirt were splattered with blood and she was...
ILONA ANDREWS My mind struggled to formulate a coherent though, any thought. I opened my mouth. "Your pajamas have...
ILONA ANDREWS Only poor people are weird. Rich people are eccentric.
ILONA ANDREWS I was so happy to be out of there. “Barabas, if you weren’t batting
for the other team, I�...
ILONA ANDREWS I gave him my Order smile: sweet grin, hard eyes, reached over to my passenger seat, and pulled out ...
ILONA ANDREWS You think this is some sort of comedy going on here?” Collins gave him his tough stare.
A lit...
ILONA ANDREWS Bad days, good days, ‘I’ll cut you if you look at me the wrong way’ days. I’ll take them all...
ILONA ANDREWS You’re touching me,” I chided him.
He caressed my back, sliding his hand down, hitting eve...
ILONA ANDREWS Raphael turned me over and looked at me, his face close to mine. "You and I will never be done.You'r...
ILONA ANDREWS Are you implying that our relationship is like a Spanish soap opera?”

“I’m not imp...
ILONA ANDREWS Kate stood by the door with her arms crossed.
That was an anti-Curran pose. What the hell was t...
ILONA ANDREWS Someone pounded on the office door. Barabas moved to the door, slid aside the metal shutter covering...
ILONA ANDREWS My tablecloth was missing in action and long, jagged scratches covered the table's surface.The scrat...
ILONA ANDREWS Since we’re playing that game… I tilted my face up to his and gave him a lovesick gaze.
“...
ILONA ANDREWS The rage of the Beast Lord was a terrible thing to behold. Some people stormed, some punched things,...
ILONA ANDREWS At first glance you looked at Kate and thought “fighter,” maybe merc. Five inches taller than me...
ILONA ANDREWS Curran and Kate stood by the door.
“I can’t believe you decided to come down here and check...
ILONA ANDREWS You’re the most experienced investigator I’ve got who’s not tied up in something, and I can’...
ILONA ANDREWS Kate smirked.
"What?"
"Your horse looks pink."
"So?"
"If you paste some stars on...
ILONA ANDREWS It’s never a good thing when the black volhv says “Uh-oh” and then runs for his life.
ILONA ANDREWS Our standard rate. A doubloon a day."
It was generous. More than generous--some families would ...
ILONA ANDREWS So, regarding that tidbit about your having a fertile imagination when it comes to private activitie...
ILONA ANDREWS Rumors said that if he got drunk enough, he sometimes got his jollies by stripping naked and scaring...
ILONA ANDREWS The decorator of Las Colimas must have been a great admirer of both early Aztec and late Taco Bell a...
ILONA ANDREWS Fuck the pack. I gave them fifteen years of my life. I fought for them, bled for them, and the momen...
ILONA ANDREWS Because he has the best equipment in the City and he knows how to use it!
ILONA ANDREWS I'm welding the bimbo room shut.
ILONA ANDREWS Was his body made out of orange rocks and did he at any point yell 'It's clobbering time'?"
"I ...
ILONA ANDREWS You should name him Fezzik."
"Inconceivable.
ILONA ANDREWS