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ABBAS KIAROSTAMI
The decision of competency is not one for a jury to decide, but for a judge to decide.
CRAIG HEDRIC
Woody Allen is a great dramatist and a great comedian.
CATE BLANCHETT
Who are you, Woody Allen?
JOY BEHAR
I'm a writer and director, and the movie I've seen a million times is 'Stardust Memories...
ROMAN COPPOLA
It is all about how you work the Gulf Stream. You have to decide when to use the current, when to wa...
DEE SMITH
Risk is one of the qualities of any good decision. This is so because, decision itself is a risk. Th...
GODSPOWER OPARAUGO
I definitely have a little Woody Allen inside of me. That is true.
AUTRE NE VEUT
If I decide to be indecisive, that's my decision.
ROGER MCGOUGH
My influences were Woody Allen and Lenny Bruce.
DAVID STEINBERG
If Woody Allen were a Muslim, he'd be dead by now.
SALMAN RUSHDIE
It was kind of scary because working with Woody Allen becomes sort of a big deal in your mind. He di...
RADHA MITCHELL
Happiness is a decision and so as Love. If you decide to be happy then you're happy. If you decide t...
ANN MARIE AGUILAR
Well, obviously I was excited by the idea that Woody Allen was going to direct it. But at the same t...
RADHA MITCHELL
That doesn’t mean we’ll make a decision, but we may decide to take the next step,
DAVID MARSHALL
Probably the only way Woody Allen and I are similar is that he has a lot to say about Nietzsche.
T. J. MILLER
If Woody Allen were a Muslim, he'd be dead by now.
SALMAN RUSHDIE
It wasn't our place to decide, so we left the decision up to the school.
TERRIE ARCHER
Public decision-making does not lend itself to certitude.
JIM LEACH
I hate Woody Allen physically, I dislike that kind of man.
ORSON WELLES
The only thing that will affect my decision is whether we decide to route. I don't want to cut her b...
JEFF BONDE
The way into the hall of success always passes through the chamber of decision. Decide to be a succe...
ISRAELMORE AYIVOR
My early prose style - this is so embarrassing - was sort of a suburban, Presbyterian knockoff of Wo...
JOHN HUGHES
To choose who to love, is a decision no one else can help you with -- you have to decide for yoursel...
OSCAR AULIQ-ICE
That doesn’t mean we’ll make a decision, but we may decide to take the next step,
DAVID MARSHALL
Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walk...
ELIZABETH STONE
The mind of Caesar. It is the reverse of most men's. It rejoices in committing itself. To us arrive ...
THORNTON WILDER
Making a decision is the right decision.
MILTON DREPAUL
Woody Allen said that 95% of history is explained as a man trying to impress a woman. And that's...
MITT ROMNEY
Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It'...
DAVID LETTERMAN
I prefer to live in the country where it's quiet. Woody Allen movies there are dubbed into Itali...
PATRICIA HIGHSMITH
Every choice starts with a decision. Every decision starts with a thought. Every thought starts with...
KEMI SOGUNLE
The talks are in the final stages and a decision will be made here itself in two days.
VEERAPPA MOILY
Making the decision to have a child - it is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go...
ELIZABETH STONE
If Woody Allen called me, I'd be there straight away. Who wouldn't? Truly.
JULIE DELPY
The take-home message is that when you have to make a decision, the first step should be to get all ...
AP DIJKSTERHUIS
“Making the decision to have a child - It's momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart ...
ELIZABETH STONE
A weapon does not decide whether or not to kill. A weapon is a manifestation of a decision that has ...
STEVEN GALLOWAY
We're the only branch of government that explains itself in writing every time it makes a decision.
BYRON R. WHITE
After working with Woody Allen, sharing screen space with De Niro was a dream come true.
ANUPAM KHER
To make no decision in regard to the growth of authoritarian government is already a decision for it...
FRANCIS A. SCHAEFFER
Making a decision to have a child -- it's momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go w...
ELIZABETH STONE
Decision decides destiny. What God wants you to become is the positive person you decide to become w...
ISRAELMORE AYIVOR
Often any decision, even the wrong decision, is better than no decision.
BEN HOROWITZ
A lot of the location decision related to what I did in the hotel business. Although I didn't have t...
CAROL WHITE
...I might mention my belief that girls who like Woody Allen movies are nicer girls than girls who d...
ADAM LEVIN
It is the president's decision to make and he will decide when it is appropriate to let the American...
DAN BARTLETT
New York in a way functions as another character within the story, as it does within most of Woody A...
RADHA MITCHELL
But nothing beats a Woody Allen film on a Sunday night, with a glass of wine and some leftovers.
KATE FLEETWOOD
We're the only branch of government that explains itself in writing every time it makes a decisi...
BYRON WHITE
This decision does not require shareholder approval. The fund's board of directors can simply decide...
GREGG WOLPER
A customer who often comes to my restaurant and always enchants me for his simplicity, shyness and s...
ARRIGO CIPRIANI
It's almost like a mass decision. The psyche of the collective people takes over and has to decide w...
JEFF HESS
The World Trade Organization, with its secretive decision-making processes, is unfit to decide what ...
ALEXANDRA WANDEL
The most important decision that we can make in our lives is the decision to be happy.
DEBASISH MRIDHA
I’ve learned that whenever I decide something with an open heart, I usually make the right decisio...
MAYA ANGELOU
That's something I will have to decide after the 16th game. You can't make that decision until the 1...
DOC SADLER
I'll decide the good things, the bad things about the spring and figure out a final decision about w...
KIRBY FREEMAN
A decision without the pressure of consequence is hardly a decision at all.
ERIC LANGMUIR.
If I had to decide right now, it would be between Kansas, Indiana and Baylor. I am not ready to make...
DARRELL ARTHUR
On immigration, Europe is in danger of displaying the worst of itself: selfishness, haphazard decisi...
PAOLO GENTILONI
He should make his own decision and the people who pay him can decide what they want to pay him.
WENDELL SAILOR
Merchants decide how much to place on hold for authorizations and the issuing bank makes a decision ...
BETTY RIESS
When it is not necessary to make a decision, it is necessary not to make a decision.
LORD FALKLAND
Sexy is a decision. We decide that our spouse looks sexy to us. Period. It doesn’t matter our age ...
CATHY BURNHAM MARTIN
It is not always what we know or analyzed before we make a decision that makes it a great decision. ...
WILLIAM POLLARD
I’ve learned that whenever I decide something with an open heart, I usually make the right decision...
MAYA ANGELOU
If you can't decide, don't. Wait. The decision will come and it will feel strong when your ready.
JIM GENOVESE
Regardless of the legal basis of the decision this is not a just decision,
LINDA LINGLE
Moment of decision is very crucial.A moment of decision shapes your destiny.If decision taken wisely...
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA
Very few people have actually read Freud, but everyone seems prepared to talk about him in that Wood...
BILLY COLLINS
The decision to put American lives at risk is a decision that has a very high hurdle to pass.
MITT ROMNEY
He's the first in line to decide. They try to do every child, but the decision comes down to which o...
LEN STEVENS
Doing nothing is also an action; not making a decision is making a decision.
BOHDI SANDERS
A decision is the action an executive must take when he has information so incomplete that the answe...
ARTHUR WILLIAM RADFORD
In Korea, the director has the final word. If the director makes a decision, that decision is final....
KIM JEE-WOON
This is a very challenging and complex issue, and a decision like this is very hard for anybody to m...
AL NASH
Every leader has the courage to make decisions. No decision is usually the worst decision.
ORRIN WOODWARD
Anyone who refuses to make a choice has already made a wrong choice by allowing his life for chance ...
ISRAELMORE AYIVOR
Woody Allen movies are like Beatles songs. I can't name my favorite without you immediately nami...
COLIN TREVORROW
A good decision made quickly is far better than a great decision made slowly.
LILY CHATTERJEE
This is a tough decision for you. It was a tough decision for me.
GARY BESS
In New York, you've got Donald Trump, Woody Allen, a crack addict and a regular Joe, and they...
ETHAN HAWKE
Woody Allen movies notwithstanding, therapy, in the early eighties, was not exactly a hot conversati...
DAN HILL
(The School Board) made the decision to let the administration decide, and I thank them. It is not a...
BOB MYERS
The position the Government finds itself in is not one of constructing a law, but of carrying out a ...
CHARLES TUPPER
You will have to decide if Tim Brooks is a truthful person. He's a modest, honest, truth-telling man...
MARCUS TOPEL
Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's a...
DAVID LETTERMAN
We have to focus on the next (few) games before the deadline. Our production is ultimately going to ...
RAY ALLEN
Speed is the ability to take a decision in a few seconds
SUNDAY ADELAJA
The high performing board shows the ability and openness to “question itself, senior management te...
PEARL ZHU
Before you conclude and take a decision on a matter, think through, consider all sides
SOTONYE ANGA
When a decision is made to cope with the symptoms of a problem, it is generally assumed that the cor...
MASANOBU FUKUOKA
A person who says "it's your decision" is informing you that your decision sucks.
DEB CALETTI
I'm a huge Woody Allen fan. Good movie, bad movie, it doesn't matter - I just like his movie...
SEAN PENN
It's a clear decision and it's a complete decision.
DENNIS HUSCH
I in no way influence the girl or the boy to make the decision. It has to be totally theirs. And the...
MADHURI DIXIT
Love isn't a decision. It's a feeling. If we could decide who we loved, it would be much simpler, bu...
TREY PARKER AND MATT STONE
He had and still has unanimous support among the Democratic State Committee. He didn't reference (th...
ARDEN MANNING
Your principal motive on a movie set is to get the film made, but on a Woody Allen set, there's ...
REBECCA HALL

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God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.
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The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
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If it wasn't for dogs, some people would never go for a walk.
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I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100.
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Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.
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I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
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Growing up is amazing, until you get old!
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I'm not anti-social. I'm just not social.
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I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
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A Bay Area Bisexual told me I didn't quite coincide with either of her desires.
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Marriage is the death of hope.
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Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
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I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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Subjectivity is objective.
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The most expensive sex is free sex
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These modern analysts! They charge so much. In my day, for five marks Freud himself would treat you....
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It is impossible to travel faster than light, and certainly not desirable, as one’s hat keeps blow...
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We laughed over it, and Hemingway punched me in the mouth.
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I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot
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Arlene and I have to get a divorce. She thinks I'm a pervert because I drank our water bed.
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You will notice that what we are aiming at when we fall in love is a very strange paradox. The parad...
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This guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, Doc, my brother’s crazy. He thinks he’s a chicken. The...
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The heart wants what it wants.
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We're all faced throughout our lives with agonizing decisions, moral choices. Some are on a grand sc...
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Chapter 1.
He adored New York City. He idolized it all out of proportion...no, make t...
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My brain? That's my second favorite organ.
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