The Democrats are labeled profligate spenders, but I can guarantee I didn't have one bill with a $15 million price tag, ... We've got a $9 billion deficit and Bonnie wants to spend $15 million.

We think it'll be tomorrow or Thursday, ... We want to make sure we have a full house of Democrats, because we might not have one to spare.

Democrats have been complaining that President Bush has spent more than 21 percent of his time in office out of the White House. That's nothing -- since Bush has been president, the Democrats have been out of the White House 100 percent of the time.

Some Democrats say the estimated $60 billion dollar cost of a war with Iraq could be better spent at home. When he heard that, President Bush agreed and announced plans to bomb Ohio.

John Kerry speaks French fluently. Democrats are saying he's one in a million. A war hero who speaks French, isn't it more like one in a trillion?

Now the Democrats control the Senate. But the good news is that now the Republicans can admit that Strom Thurmond has been dead since 1988.