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The development could be virtually anything, from a five- star resort to a vacation-club development.


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DAVE SOLLMAN Trappers have to understand: One year, they could be working in a cornfield, and the next year, ther...
DAVE SOLLMAN This is a development that could bring about a complete renaissance of the village.
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OM BENIWAL You can not change what happened or bring back the past. But you can change the future by being stro...
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA Riley will be leading a delegation of business economic development leaders from all over the state,
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JENNIFER SAYERS Inappropriate development would be a tragedy,
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WILLIAM WOOD From an economic engine standpoint, quality development follows a freeway.
CHRISTINE MACKAY stop looking for job, create one.
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BILL FRIES Instead of going to a resort on your vacation and hanging around a hotel, they can do something like...
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MIT SHAH We feel a little pressure from development. Now it's somebody's backyard.
GREG BOOTH I honestly don't think a child-development teacher could tell they were substance-exposed.
KEITH SCOTT Physical development was alleged to assist spiritual and intellectual development, while also helpin...
MARTIN CROTTY Managing the environmental impacts arising from this pace and scale of development is a considerable...
MARLO RAYNOLDS We believe Knotty Head has the potential to be a significant development in the Green Canyon area. W...
CHARLIE FISCHER He's a young kid, so no question about it he has to play. Development is development.
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BARBARA ISRAEL There really could be some problems once development really gets going in areas like the Piceance Ba...
DUANE SPENCER The loan portion came from USDA Rural Development.
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VIKKI WOLFF your best men are
drunks and your worst men are
locking them
up,
your best men a...
CHARLES BUKOWSKI Community development has a long history of innovation and learning from experience.
BEN BERNANKE Leadership development is self-development.
JOHN G AGNO I think there are a lot of concerns about development. Ironically, there's a lot less development.
GERRY CONNOLLY The beauty of the club is the way it combines a fun, real-life structure for learning IT-related ski...
JENNY WILKINS I will make sure research and development is a top priority in agricultural development.
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OM BENIWAL We are selling development rights to Granite Fox and for the Idaho project. Whomever buys those deve...
ART LARSON Daytona is so hungry that anything goes. When do we say enough is enough? I'm not opposed to develop...
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I am not commanding you, but I ...
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BECKY HILL We could not afford a development of that scale on this block. It never panned out.
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Make a place to sit down.
Sit down. Be quiet. <...
WENDELL BERRY if it doesn't come bursting out of you
in spite of everything,
don't do it.
unless it...
CHARLES BUKOWSKI a deeply troubling development.
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JERRY SPINELLI You look at Superman, the story of an orphan coming to America, keeping his identity secret and even...
JERRY ROBINSON After 1909, Monet drastically enlarged his brushstrokes, disintegrated his images, and broke through...
JERRY SALTZ Hollywood never knew there was a Vietnam War until they made the movie.
JERRY STILLER Ice cream is the perfect buffer, because you can do things in a somewhat lighthearted way. Plus, peo...
JERRY GREENFIELD I went to Gettysburg College, where the famous Civil War battle was fought. I majored in English. I ...
JERRY SPINELLI I enjoy life, and I think that's important. Life is so fragile and so fleeting, and it's ove...
JERRY HALL I believe in financial retirement. I don't necessarily believe in physical retirement.
JERRY DOYLE Businesses typically look at issues like price, quality, time of delivery. They don't often thin...
JERRY GREENFIELD There's no better feeling than making your little girls laugh.
JERRY O'CONNELL I have a loyalty that runs in my bloodstream, when I lock into someone or something, you can't g...
JERRY LEWIS I think my fans would probably be surprised to know I'm not insane - I'm not a crazy person ...
JERRY TRAINOR My guitar is a mutation between a classic Fender Stratocaster guitar, which I played for years, and ...
JERRY GARCIA As we approached each other, the noise and the students around us melted away and we were utterly al...
JERRY SPINELLI I mean, just because you're a musician doesn't mean all your ideas are about music. So every...
JERRY GARCIA Chris Ofili's suave, stippled, visually tricked-out paintings of the nineties, with their allove...
JERRY SALTZ