The difference between a genius and a plagiarist is very little; the former uses Ctrl C+ Ctrl V, while later uses Ctrl A+ Ctrl C+ Ctrl V.

Genius is a person, who keeps his wife Sanity and his paramour Insanity, in a good humor without being overpowered by either of them.

He could neither read faces nor books properly, because since childhood he was always on Facebook

He adds friends on Facebook, not to befriend them, but to get applause, whenever he posts his photos, comments or notes on Facebook

Share market is a system, wherein company owner, when makes profit, pockets money for himself and shares his joy with his shareholders; however, in a case of loss he swindles money for himself and distributes sorrow among his shareholders

There are two types of Facebook Ids, real and fake: similarly there are two types of selfies, real without a phone and a fake with a phone.