The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.

Golf always makes me so damned angry

According to locker room lore, the name golf arose by default - all the other four-letter words had already been taken

Most of us have been together for three years. And we've played a lot of golf together. We'll have a meeting to decide the pairings, but it probably won't take a lot of time.

The golf courses and schools already use nitrogen as fertilizer so building this line would serve a dual purpose.

We are proud to expand our support of junior golf by extending our relationship with the Junior World Championships. Our sponsorship of this prestigious event, along with our ongoing support of high school and college programs around the country, further demonstrates our commitment to the players who are the future of this great game.