The difficulty is not so great to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.


Homer

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It is not right to glory in the slain.
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Without a sign, his sword the brave man draws, and asks no omen, but his country's cause.
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Be still my heart; thou hast known worse than this.
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Light is the task where many share the toil.
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And what he greatly thought, he nobly dared.
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A decent boldness ever meets with friends.
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Hateful to me as the gates of Hades is that man who hides one thing in his heart and speaks another.
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I detest the man who hides one thing in the depth of his heart and speaks forth another.
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How vain, without the merit, is the name.
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Fate is the same for the man who holds back, the same if he fights hard. We are all held in a sing...
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Not vain the weakest, if their force unite.
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A guest never forgets the host who had treated him kindly.
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At last is Hector stretch'd upon the plain,
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For too much rest becomes a pain.
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There will be killing till the score is paid.
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Persuasive speech, and more persuasive sighs, Silence that spoke and eloquence of eyes.
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The fates have given mankind a patient soul.
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Evil deeds do not prosper; the slow man catches up with the swift.
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The wine urges me on, the bewitching wine, which sets even a wise man to singing and to laughing gen...
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Even his griefs are a joy long after to one that remembers all that he wrought and endured.
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Whoever obeys the gods, to him they particularly listen.
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The gods, likening themselves to all kinds of strangers, go in various disguises from city to city, ...
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The glorious gifts of the gods are not to be cast aside.
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A young man is embarrassed to question an older one.
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Zeus does not bring all men's plans to fulfillment.
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The single best augury is to fight for one's country.
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For rarely are sons similar to their fathers: most are worse, and a few are better than their father...
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There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man ...
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A sympathetic friend can be quite as dear as a brother.
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Nothing shall I, while sane, compare with a friend.
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It is not good to have a rule of many.
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To have a great man for an intimate friend seems pleasant to those who have never tried it; those wh...
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In youth and beauty, wisdom is but rare!
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Two urns on Jove's high throne have ever stood, the source of evil one, and one of good; from th...
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True friends appear less moved than counterfeit.
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Hateful to me as are the gates of hell, Is he who, hiding one thing in his heart, Utters another.
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Hunger is insolent, and will be fed.
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Without a sign, his sword the brave man draws, and asks no omen, but his country's cause.
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Yet, taught by time, my heart has learned to glow for other's good, and melt at other's woe.
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Wise to resolve, and patient to perform.
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The charity that is a trifle to us can be precious to others.
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Words empty as the wind are best left unsaid.
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There is a time for many words, and there is also a time for sleep.
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Even were sleep is concerned, too much is a bad thing.
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But curb thou the high spirit in thy breast, for gentle ways are best, and keep aloof from sharp con...
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Still, we will let all this be a thing of the past, though it hurts us, and beat down by constraint ...
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…There is the heat of Love, the pulsing rush of Longing, the lover’s whisper, irresistible—mag...
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Winged words.
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At last is Hector stretch'd upon the plain,Who fear'd no vengeance for Patroclus slain:Then, Prince!...
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It is a wise child that knows his own father.
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A man dies still if he has done nothing, as one who has done much.
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The outcome of the war is in our hands; the outcome of words is in the council.
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You ought not to practice childish ways, since you are no longer that age.
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Wide-sounding Zeus takes away half a man's worth on the day when slavery comes upon him.
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We are quick to flare up, we races of men on the earth.
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There is nothing more dread and more shameless than a woman who plans such deeds in her heart as the...
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The minds of the everlasting gods are not changed suddenly.
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So it is that the gods do not give all men gifts of grace - neither good looks nor intelligence nor ...
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Nothing feebler than a man does the earth raise up, of all the things which breathe and move on the ...
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May the gods grant you all things which your heart desires, and may they give you a husband and a ho...
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Look now how mortals are blaming the gods, for they say that evils come from us, but in fact they th...
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It is tedious to tell again tales already plainly told.
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It is equally wrong to speed a guest who does not want to go, and to keep one back who is eager. You...
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I should rather labor as another's serf, in the home of a man without fortune, one whose livelihood ...
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Once harm has been done, even a fool understands it.
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Of men who have a sense of honor, more come through alive than are slain, but from those who flee co...
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Miserable mortals who, like leaves, at one moment flame with life, eating the produce of the land, a...
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It was built against the will of the immortal gods, and so it did not last for long.
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It is not unseemly for a man to die fighting in defense of his country.
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It is not possible to fight beyond your strength, even if you strive.
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It is entirely seemly for a young man killed in battle to lie mangled by the bronze spear. In his de...
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If you are very valiant, it is a god, I think, who gave you this gift.
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I too shall lie in the dust when I am dead, but now let me win noble renown.
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He lives not long who battles with the immortals, nor do his children prattle about his knees when h...
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He knew the things that were and the things that would be and the things that had been before.
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Even when someone battles hard, there is an equal portion for one who lingers behind, and in the sam...
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A multitude of rulers is not a good thing. Let there be one ruler, one king.
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A companion's words of persuasion are effective.
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I detest that man who hides one thing in the depths of his heart, and speaks for another.
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Do thou restrain the haughty spirit in thy breast, for better far is gentle courtesy.
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Yet, taught by time, my heart has learned to glow for other's good, and melt at other's woe.
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Dreams surely are difficult, confusing, and not everything in them is brought to pass for mankind. F...
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By their own follies they perished, the fools.
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All strangers and beggars are from Zeus, and a gift, though small, is precious.
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All men have need of the gods.
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A small rock holds back a great wave.
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Young men's minds are always changeable, but when an old man is concerned in a matter, he looks both...
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You will certainly not be able to take the lead in all things yourself, for to one man a god has giv...
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Thus have the gods spun the thread for wretched mortals: that they live in grief while they themselv...
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There is a strength in the union even of very sorry men.
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There is a fullness of all things, even of sleep and love.
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Two friends, two bodies with one soul inspired.
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Do not mourn the dead with the belly
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Life and death are balanced on the edge of a razor.
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And they die an equal death - the idler and the man of mighty deeds.
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All strangers and beggars are from Zeus, and a gift, though small, is precious
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Why cover the same ground again? ... It goes against my grain to repeat a tale told once, and told s...
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Far and near friends knew this house; for he whose home it was had much acquaintance in the world
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The blade itself incites to deeds of violence.
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Let me not then die ingloriously and without a struggle, but let me first do some great thing that s...
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No one can hurry me down to Hades before my time, but if a man's hour is come, be he brave or be he ...
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Hektor, argue me no agreements. I cannot forgive you.
As there are no trustworthy oaths between...
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Yea, and if some god shall wreck me in the wine-dark deep,
even so I will endure…
For al...
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But you, Achilles,/ There is not a man in the world more blest than you--/ There never has been, nev...
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Why have you come to me here, dear heart, with all these instructions? I promise you I will do every...
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And overpowered by memory
Both men gave way to grief. Priam wept freely
For man - killing ...
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Like the generations of leaves, the lives of mortal men. Now the wind scatters the old leaves across...
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Even a fool learns something once it hits him.
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How prone to doubt, how cautious are the wise!
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I'm satisfied. It's straight, ... But it's just so hot, and I'm just so frustrated.
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There is nothing nothing more nobler or more admirable than two people who see eye to eye keeping ho...
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Wisdom never lies
HOMER
By mutual confidence and mutual aid - great deeds are done, and great discoveries made
HOMER
Achilles absent, was Achilles still
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A guest never forgets the host who had treated him kindly
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…and they limp and halt, they’re all wrinkled, drawn, they squint to the side, can’t look you ...
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Ruin, eldest daughter of Zeus, she blinds us all, that fatal madness—she with those delicate feet ...
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Heaven has appointed us dwellers on earth a time for all things.
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Wine can of their wits the wise beguile, Make the sage frolic, and the serious smile
HOMER
Men grow tired of sleep, love, singing, and dancing sooner than war
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[I]t is the wine that leads me on,
the wild wine
that sets the wisest man to sing
at ...
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He went off without a word along the shore of the sounding sea.
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For you are goddesses, inside on everything, know everything. But we mortals hear only the news, and...
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They would eat its blossoms and stalks in the spring, ... And use its fiber to make rabbit nets, san...
HOMER
Even his griefs are a joy, long after, to one that remembers all that he wrought and endured
HOMER
Too many kings can ruin an army
HOMER
But when he spoke, that great voice of his poured out of his chest in words like the snowflakes of w...
HOMER
By hook or by crook this peril too shall be something that we remember
HOMER
[B]ut it is only what happens, when they die, to all mortals.
The sinews no longer hold the fle...
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Come then, put away your sword in its sheath, and let us two go up into my bed so that, lying togeth...
HOMER
down from his brow
she ran his curls
like thick hyacinth clusters
full of blooms
HOMER
Aries in his many fits knows no favorites.
HOMER
These nights are endless, and a man can sleep through them,
or he can enjoy listening to storie...
HOMER
Immortals are never alien to one another.
HOMER
So, the gods don't hand out all their gifts at once, not build and brains and flowing speech to all....
HOMER
out of sight,out of mind
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Few sons are like their fathers--most are worse, few better.
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And empty words are evil.
HOMER
Now from his breast into the eyes the ache
of longing mounted, and he wept at last,
his de...
HOMER
some things you will think of yourself,...some things God will put into your mind
HOMER
Each man delights in the work that suits him best.
HOMER
My name is Nobody.
HOMER
Men are so quick to blame the gods: they say
that we devise their misery. But they
themsel...
HOMER
Ah how shameless – the way these mortals blame the gods. From us alone they say come all their mis...
HOMER
Sleep, delicious and profound, the very counterfeit of death
HOMER
Be strong, saith my heart; I am a soldier;
I have seen worse sights than this.
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A man who has been through bitter experiences and travelled far enjoys even his sufferings after a t...
HOMER
There is nothing alive more agonized than man / of all that breathe and crawl across the earth.
HOMER
Why so much grief for me? No man will hurl me down to Death, against my fate. And fate? No one alive...
HOMER
The gods granted us misery, in jealousy over the thought that we two, always together, should enjoy ...
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…but there they lay, sprawled across the field, craved far more by the vultures than by wives.
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There was one on Kentucky Avenue that sunk so much that a lady couldn't even get out of her driveway...
HOMER
When your design stinks, Engineering 101 says admit your mistakes and go back to the drawing board,
HOMER
After the event, even a fool is wise
HOMER
Without a sign, his sword the brave man draws, and asks no omen but his country's cause
HOMER
I detest that man, who hides one thing in the depths of his heart, and speaks forth another
HOMER
The Lord gives and the Lord takes away, as it pleases him, for he can do all things.
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What a lamentable thing it is that men should blame the gods and regard us as the source of their tr...
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...like that star of the waning summer who beyond all stars rises bathed in the ocean stream to glit...
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For I say there is no other thing that is worse than the sea is for breaking a man, even though he m...
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Men grow tired of sleep, love, singing and dancing, sooner than war.
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Life is largely a matter of expectation.
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I don't want a lot of people nosing round my studio and bothering me. I don't want to see th...
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Roads are just a suggestion, like pants.
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It is better to confess ignorance than provide it.
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The sun will not rise or set without my notice, and thanks.
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I had discovered that learning something, no matter how complex, wasn't hard when I had a reason to ...
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That's another way we can support the program.
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The exponential costs of Medicaid are increasing at a rate they probably can't afford.
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You can't play with one hand in this business at all. You have to be really focused.
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A rocket won't fly unless somebody lights the fuse.
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'To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key?
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Do not think that I have stopped painting, for at any moment, I am liable to paint a good picture.
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You can't get along without a knowledge of the principles and rules governing the influence of o...
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The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and...
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I wouldn't go across the street to see a Bouguereau. His pictures look false; he does not get th...
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Trying is the first step towards failure". - Homer Simpson
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Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?
HOMER SIMPSON
Jebus, Buddha, I love you alllllllllllllllllll
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Stupid Flounders!
HOMER SIMPSON
We have learn't a very valuable leasson today: it's better to watch stuff then to do stuff.
HOMER SIMPSON
Just because i don't listen doesn't mean i don't understand.
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If you're going to get mad at me everytime I do something stupid then I guess I'll have to stop doin...
HOMER SIMPSON
Marge, don’t discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separa...
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