The doctor asks the patient what is wrong, and then the patient asks the doctor what is wrong.

A doctor is a person who kills you today to prevent you from dying tomorrow.

Whoever keeps his mouth shut when he realizes that he is wrong is wise and he who holds the mouth even if he is right is married.

I don’t like the word sorry because sorry is generally said when something wrong is going to happen again.

There is no use of running when you are on the wrong way.

When a man doesn’t go straight home, his wife’s remarks do.