The English like eccentrics. They just don't like them living next door.

The good thing about getting older is that, as you become less attractive, so you have less desire to go out and conquer everyone you see.

A lot of gay men have a lot of sex. That's what we do. But I've stopped all that-the revolving door into my bedroom. Promiscuity. That was of its day, really.

Rodents can come across as being quite vacant in the personality stakes.

I'm currently in an interesting correspondence with a nun about forgiveness.

The bullying was hideous and relentless, and we turned it round by making ourselves celebrities.