The fact is, people who can't kill, will always be subject to those who can.


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You shouldn't listen to us at all if you're looking for information. We don't take ourse...
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If you look at him, you would think he's 20-something. He takes care of his body ... look in his loc...
KEARY COLBERT
I know he knows he can play and still might want to play. But I always joke that his wife has made u...
KEARY COLBERT
He made a play on the ball; he was in the right position to make a play, plain and simple. I saw him...
KEARY COLBERT
Everybody wants to get on the field and stay on the field, ... So I think you have to push yourself ...
KEARY COLBERT
If you know what to do and get to your spot, that's what it's all about,
KEARY COLBERT
As far as getting the ball, I don't have so much pride where I have to have the ball or it's like, '...
KEARY COLBERT
It will happen in time, ... It's week two of a long season. I have to clean up a lot of stuff. I hav...
KEARY COLBERT
Everybody wants to be on the field, and everybody wants to stay on the field, ... There's a lot of t...
KEARY COLBERT
It will happen in time, ... It's Week 2 of a long season.
KEARY COLBERT
What does Karl Marx put on his pasta? Communist Manipesto!
STEPHEN COLBERT
Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcohol...
STEPHEN COLBERT
We learned that we had some pretty good depth and some of our youth were capable of playing larger r...
ROB COLBERT
Lots of people are on the Internet and it gives them an easy opportunity to help out.
OFFICER COLBERT
I wish that the numbers were lower for this neighborhood.
SGT. SHAWN DELANEY
He held a grudge, and that grudge finally came to the surface.
SGT. LOU CRUZ
We speculate that some, if not most, of these acts of mischief may relate to a non-sanctioned grad r...
SGT. PAUL SKELTON
(Gangs) look for a place they don't get friction from the neighborhood.
SGT. GARY KEMPER
North Shore Rescue felt that that was probably the location the person would be found in based on th...
SGT. PAUL SKELTON
Cause I can grab the purse and put it up here underneath my coat, and once I disappear around the ai...
SGT. LEE ROSS
I t was determined those burns were caused and were inappropriate in nature , and were caused for di...
SGT. BARRY HOVIS
She said she had no idea which town she in. Fortunately we were able to provide this type of interve...
SGT. DANIEL DEVINE
We want to spend the time on it now when the problem is small and somewhat manageable.
SGT. PAUL PIOTROWSKI
He shot the clerk when he said she was gong too slow.
SGT. JUDY PHILLIPS
As you can imagine, she's a nervous wreak, I'm sure.
SGT. JORGE DELAHOZ
It's too early in the investigation to speculate how much of this mischief was caused by those assoc...
SGT. PAUL SKELTON
It seems on its face . . . that this was unnecessary, unprovoked and excessively violent.
SGT. RICHARD RING
We are in the infant stages of looking at it.
SGT. SHAWN URBAS
Your first reaction when you hear something like this is that someone must be kidding around, but th...
SGT. LOWELL DEPALMA
We'll be able to instantly identify that marking on there and be able to trace it back to the origin...
SGT. WES FOSTER
They're attractive because they're very easy to steal and very easy to sell.
SGT. WES FOSTER
If the person who is responsible for doing this is watching, it is only going to take the smallest p...
SGT. RICHARD RING