The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.
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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.
WILL ROGERS I'm a farmer. I always will be a farmer. When I die, I'll be a farmer. It's something th...
JON TESTER My dad farmed, my granddad was a farmer. I wanted to be a farmer.
SAM BROWNBACK Whether some may like it or not, I am still the farmer that I was born as and will continue to be on...
SHARAD PAWAR I'm still a farm boy at heart. If I hadn't suffered from asthma as a child, I would be a far...
JIM DAVIS Be a gentleman farmer.
UNKNOWN My mother turned into a professional widow. She couldn't understand why I wanted to be an engine...
DAVID ANTIN There is no employing class, no working class, no farming class. You may pigeonhole a man or woman a...
HERBERT HOOVER He?s an old-time Yankee farmer.
CHARLIE REID To be, or not to be, that is the question.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE Reach out and help others. If you have the power to make someone happy, do it. Be a vessel, be the c...
GERMANY KENT Farming is the oldest profession on earth
SOTONYE ANGA Soil is a living ecosystem, and is a farmer's most precious asset. A farmer's productive cap...
HOWARD WARREN BUFFETT If I wasn't going to be a surgeon, I wanted to be a farmer or grow oranges or something like tha...
MAGDI YACOUB I've always said I want a farmer, not a hunter. Hunters go for the kill and they move on. A farm...
EVA LONGORIA If a farmer calls me to a sick animal, he couldn't care less if I were George Bernard Shaw.
JAMES HERRIOT I thought I was gonna be a farmer.
BROCK LESNAR The farmer doesn't care for the pitchers' battle that resolves itself into a checkers game. ...
HOME RUN BAKER A farmer is always going to be rich next year
PHILEMON To be or not to be. That's not really a question.
JEAN-LUC GODARD Amber: She could be a farmer in those clothes.
CLUELESS The farmer works the soil. The agriculturalist works the farmer.
EUGENE F. WARE Kindness is universal. Sometimes being kind allows others to see the goodness in humanity through yo...
GERMANY KENT The growth has really been with the farmer-owned plants, but we're going to see some non-farmer enti...
BRIAN JENNINGS The hardworking farmer should be the first to receive a share of the crops
BIBLE Even if a farmer intends to loaf, he gets up in time to get an early start.
EDWARD W. HOWE Do I have the courage of being a ruthless man to myself with the complete knowledge on my manner or ...
FEREIDOON YAZDI I’ve always said I want a farmer, not a hunter. Hunters go for the kill and they move on. A farmer...
EVA LONGORIA This is a pretty serious-minded farm show. But it has to be when you're pulling the farmer away from...
HENRY JAMES You got to do more than just live in the country to be a Farmer.
WILL ROGERS Every farmer, whether he has 50 or 50,000 acres, should have a small experiment on his farm with rep...
PALLE PEDERSEN A clone of Einstein wouldn't be stupid, but he wouldn't necessarily be any genius, either.
JAMES D. WATSON You can milk a cow the wrong way once and still be a farmer, but vote the wrong way on a water tower...
JOHN FITZGERALD KENNEDY You can milk a cow the wrong way once and still be a farmer, but vote the wrong way on a water tower...
JOHN FITZGERALD KENNEDY I never wanted to become an actor. I always wanted to be a farmer and dreamt of owning half an acre ...
PAWAN KALYAN From Jeff Greenfield: "I once asked Elie Wiesel "Are you an optimist or a pessimist?" "An optimist,"...
ELIE WIESEL To be or not to be is not a question of compromise. Either you be or you don't be.
GOLDA MEIR To be mad is worse than not to be if this is what it is.
JOHNNY RICH Hamlet's Cat's Soliloquy
"To go outside, and there perchance to stay
Or to re...
HENRY N. BEARD To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being.
TOM ROBBINS If an industrialist can sell his products anywhere in India and the world, why should a farmer not b...
SHARAD PAWAR If the rain spoils our picnic, but saves a farmer's crop, who are we to say it shouldn't rai...
TOM BARRETT It is an immoral technology. It's anti-farmer. We don't need any more studies. It must be banned.
HOPE SHAND I am just a Montana farmer. I don't know if what I say or do is exportable. It is a long way from Li...
BRIAN SCHWEITZER He was the worst farmer of anyone I ever knew.
BURR UDALL There is only one optimist. He has been here since man has been on this earth, and that is man himse...
EDWARD STEICHEN This year I vow to learn how to garden. I will be the Farmer of Love and grow in understanding and f...
JAROD KINTZ To the factory farmer, in contrast to the traditional farmer with his sense of honor and obligation,...
MATTHEW SCULLY There is a farmer in every person. It is the farmer in you that makes you sow and reap
SOTONYE ANGA I always wanted to be a farmer. There is a tradition of that in my family.
BJORK Being a farmer is not just what he does. It's who he is.
BETTY ROGERS Did Superman really want to save the world, or did he just feel like he had to? Would he much rather...
GERARD WAY A farmer, as one of his farmer correspondents once wrote to Liberty Hyde Bailey, is "a dispenser of ...
WENDELL BERRY I expected to be a farmer like my father and brothers. Life seemed pleasant and orderly.
LAWRENCE WELK Frankly, any city person who doesn't think I deserve a white-collar salary as a farmer doesn'...
JOEL SALATIN When an elephant raids a crop field, it can be devastating for a farmer. Sometimes the elephants are...
HENRIK RASMUSSEN Hope sustains the farmer
LATIN PROVERB Be kind. We never know what people are going through. Give grace and mercy because one day your circ...
GERMANY KENT But as a young kid, I never did, really have an ambition to be a farmer. I never thought, gee, I wou...
SAM DONALDSON I can't be an ingenue forever, and I wouldn't want to be.
LEA SALONGA My father was a tomato farmer. There is the phrase that says he or she worked their fingers to the b...
SIDNEY POITIER Everybody from Iowa's a pig farmer.
BRENTSON BUCKNER Everybody from Iowa's a pig farmer,
BRENTSON BUCKNER As a manager, Alf Ramsey is like a good chicken farmer. If a hen doesn't lay, a good chicken farmer ...
JACKIE MILBURN I'm a farmer with a mandolin and a high tenor voice.
BILL MONROE Unfortunately in the U.S., the courts have pretty much sided with the GMO lobby and suggesting that ...
JOEL SALATIN I did Lassie for six years and I never had anybody come up to me and say, 'It made me want to be...
JUNE LOCKHART A Judge may be a farmer; but he is not to geld his own pigs. A Judge may play a little at cards for ...
SAMUEL JOHNSON The records don't say. Usually, when a farmer found a worm or a bug, he squished it with his fingers...
DAVID NIELSEN When you wake up every day, you have two choices. You can either be positive or negative; an optimis...
HARVEY MACKAY I had wanted to be a fish farmer, to be honest with you. I wanted to be an agriculturist. I wanted t...
DUSTIN CLARE If we can get a duplex in, it would be ideal for an older couple. It would be great for the farmer l...
CHARLIE HOSACK Very few for both of us. It's a protected species, can't be shot by the farmer ... that would be a b...
GREG MATTHEWS Never answer a question from a farmer.
HUBERT HUMPHREY Never answer a question from a farmer.
HUBERT H. HUMPHREY The problem with doing a schlocky or big budget studio film is that it wouldn't actually be fun ...
DAVID CRONENBERG We think the potential for safflower in Montana and North Dakota is pretty large. It comes down to h...
DAVID MAX He was a very inferior farmer when he first begun . . . and he is
now fast rising from affluence to...
MARK TWAIN (PSEUDONYM OF SAMUEL LANGHORNE CLEMENS) Sheep don’t need the shepherd to be what they are. The shepherd needs sheep to be what he is.
LJUPKA CVETANOVA Worm or beetle - drought or tempest - on a farmer's land may fall, Each is loaded full o' ru...
WILL CARLETON I am an optimist. Anyone interested in the future has to be otherwise he would simply shoot himself.
ARTHUR C. CLARKE There is no time in modern agriculture for a farmer to write a poem or compose a song.
MASANOBU FUKUOKA Yes, it's annoying that Hamlet doesn't kill his stepfather ten minutes into the play, but if...
DALLAS ROBERTS Don't ever become a pessimist... a pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an optimis...
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice. If he leaves it empty, he gets actors.
BILL VAUGHAN If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice. If he leaves it empty, he gets actors.
WALTER SCOTT If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice. If he leaves it empty, he gets actors.
SIR WALTER SCOTT An optimist is a fellow who believes what's going to be will be postponed.
KIN HUBBARD Who is the first farmer? The good book says: God planted a garden. So God is the first, then Adam, a...
SOTONYE ANGA As a farmer, I want farmland to remain in farming.
JAMES GILBERT Times change. The farmer's daughter now tells jokes about the traveling salesman.
CAREY WILLIAMS You wouldn't expect a Christian character to be an Indie rocker guy.
SAMUEL LARSEN The public should know that the liability issues here have yet to be resolved, or even raised. If yo...
JEREMY RIFKIN A farmer is sitting on his porch in a chair, hanging out.
A friend walks up to the porch to say...
AMANDA PALMER The Farmer and the Snake
One winter a Farmer found a Snake stiff and frozen with cold. He had compa...
AESOP It brings up happy old days when I was only a farmer and not an agriculturist.
O. HENRY This assumption that the blue collar crowd is not supposed to read it, or a farmer in his overalls i...
JOSEPH BRODSKY To a farmer dirt is not a waste, it is wealth.
AMIT KALANTRI I wouldn't be posting videos of me in drag or doing a remake of Zoolander's orange mocha fra...
MARC JACOBS Everybody had to go to some college or other. A business college, a junior college, a state college,...
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WILL ROGERS Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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WILL ROGERS Lord, let me live until I die.
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WILL ROGERS You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.
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WILL ROGERS The Income Tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.
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WILL ROGERS Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
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WILL ROGERS People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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WILL ROGERS The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
WILL ROGERS I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father.'
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