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ORLANDO A. BATTISTA The fellow who says he'll meet you halfway usually thinks he's standing on the dividing line.
ORLANDO A. BATTISTA![]()
The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance.
LAURENCE J. PETER![]()
The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance.
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The person who says he knows what he thinks but cannot express it usually does not know what he thin...
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EVAN GOLDBERG![]()
A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.
WILSON MIZNER I'm just another guy who thinks he's smarter than he is, in a long line of them.
COLIN QUINN![]()
If Russell Crowe says that he's Noah, he's Noah. You never doubt it. If he says that he'...
RYAN GOSLING Trump says what he thinks at that moment. He's a totem pole of transparency.
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Milton Friedman. Friedman had a solid MV = PQ doctrine from which he deviated very little all his li...
PAUL SAMUELSON Are you taking us to the beach?" - Dan Cahill
JUDE WATSON Let's head out to the ruins." - Dan Cahill
ROLAND SMITH![]()
Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.
KIN HUBBARD Robert Plant is one of the nicest people you'll ever meet, never mind rock star. He's so dow...
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Al Roker is one of the most sensible people you'll ever meet. He's raised two daughters and ...
TAMRON HALL It looks ancient," - Amy Cahill
JUDE WATSON My mom always said, 'Don't date a guy who thinks he's prettier than you.'
ALICIA KEYS It's easy. You draw a red line on the ground, right? Then you wait for a chicken to come along. ...
JOEY SANTIAGO I've always believed that if you had a fellow who works 150 percent of the time, he's going ...
BERT LANCE Hopefully when you see the movie, Maybe you don't have the Orlando in your life, but you know th...
SHEMAR MOORE![]()
Well, I think that there's a very thin dividing line between success and failure. And I think if...
RICHARD BRANSON My father is an amazing guy - he's a total, total patriot... He loves America ... and he says wh...
ERIC TRUMP![]()
He can who thinks he can, and he can't who thinks he can't. This is an inexorable, indisputa...
PABLO PICASSO It SMELLS ancient," - Dan Cahill
JUDE WATSON Palm trees were fanned by a warm, light breeze, and they rolled down their windows to smell the sea.
JUDE WATSON Nobody will ever take Maurice's place, and he'll go on with us and he'll go on our music...
ROBIN GIBB![]()
Ali's got a left, Ali's got a right - when he knocks you down, you'll sleep for the nigh...
MUHAMMAD ALI I don't know a single collector or museum director who says: 'Oh, he's on a list, so I t...
OLAFUR ELIASSON![]()
An orator is a man who says what he thinks and feels what he says.
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RIP TAYLOR My son now is 22 months old, he's been playing since he was 12 months old and he gets standing o...
DICK DALE![]()
Don't let the opinions of the average man sway you. Dream, and he thinks you're crazy. Succe...
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There's a new dividing line in olives: between those who prefer Nocellara to all other varieties...
BEE WILSON![]()
The fellow who thinks he knows it all is especially annoying to those of us who do.
HAROLD COFFIN![]()
If a player's not doing the things he should, put him on the bench. He'll come around.
JOHN WOODEN![]()
Quit now, you'll never make it. If you disregard this advice, you'll be halfway there.
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MICHAEL PARENTI![]()
Rather than say he's an atheist, a friend of mine says, 'I'm a tooth fairy agnostic,'...
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If a man's from Texas, he'll tell you. If he's not, why embarrass him by asking?
JOHN GUNTHER![]()
John Kerry doesn't think in terms of black-and-white. He's all gray, and he looks at all sid...
DOUGLAS BRINKLEY![]()
People talk, 'Oh your father's a misogynist, look what he said about women,' like, on &#...
DONALD TRUMP, JR. Harrison Ford comes on set, and he's very polite and says, 'Hello' to everyone. He cares...
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I was halfway across America, at the dividing line between the East of my youth and the West of my f...
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GERRY HARVEY Usually, you'll have a show like the 'King of Queens,' and there'll be one really fa...
BILLY EICHNER![]()
A Conservative is a fellow who is standing athwart history yelling 'Stop!'
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Whenever a fellow tells me he's bipartisan, I know he's going to vote against me.
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Aaron Sorkin is why people hate liberals. He's a smug, condescending know-it-all who isn't a...
ALEX PAREENE One of the most lasting pleasures you can experience is the feeling that comes over you when you gen...
ORLANDO ALOYSIUS BATTISTA The greatest weakness of most humans is their hesitancy to tell others how much they love them while...
ORLANDO ALOYSIUS BATTISTA Temptations, unlike opportunities, will always give you many second chances.
ORLANDO ALOYSIUS BATTISTA The best inheritance a parent can give his children is a few minutes of his time each day.
ORLANDO ALOYSIUS BATTISTA An error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it.
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James Blake is a real good friend of mine. He's real different than what you thinks. He's su...
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Well, he's not going to get any nicer. He's a genocidal racist maniac. He's one of these...
JASON ISAACS Elm Street was the dividing line between the two worlds. On either side of this line there were fami...
WILLIAM MAXWELL I'll never be Bob Dylan. He's the master.
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There's no chivalry in culture any more. Sometimes you meet someone who everyone says is polite ...
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EMMETT KELLY![]()
If a fellow isn't thankful for what he's got, he isn't likely to be thankful for what he...
FRANK A. CLARK That's what the cat said to the canary when he swallowed him - 'You'll be all right.'...
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It's never the wrong time to call on Toad. Early or late he's always the same fellow. Always...
KENNETH GRAHAME The most crazy things he says are usually dead-on.
JAMES COCHRAN Meet some people who care about poetry the way you do. You'll have that readership. Keep going u...
PHILIP LEVINE I'm still a big 'Grey's Anatomy' fan.
BROOKE ELLIOTT I used to watch 'Grey's Anatomy' pretty religiously.
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BRANDY NORWOOD![]()
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
STEVEN WRIGHT![]()
If you like your brother and he's prospering, you'll be pleased for him.
HAMAD BIN ISA AL KHALIFA![]()
A diplomat is a man who thinks twice before he says nothing.
EDWARD HEATH![]()
With Sean Penn, he wants to be surprised. He doesn't necessarily want what he's written, alt...
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I'm standing behind a wall of jokes. You don't know about my personal life, my girlfriends, ...
STEVEN WRIGHT![]()
Show me a Scorsese film, and I'll show you a movie where he's taken risks. It's just his...
IRWIN WINKLER If you want to be a poet, you can just write it on a napkin, and it's the length of the napkin, ...
ROBERT KRULWICH I thought Clint Eastwood was cool in all the western movies, but I'm not gonna drive somewhere h...
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When Donald Trump comes after any part of our community, he'll find 419,000 Minneapolitans and m...
BETSY HODGES Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. He'll come to a lot of my shows. It's not tha...
DANE COOK He's Soderbergh, we're working for him. It doesn't matter what he's doing; we'll...
TERENCE STAMP![]()
The people who are garrulous and wear their heart on their sleeve and tell you everything, that'...
DOROTHEA LANGE![]()
A fellow who says he has never told a lie has just told one.
SOURCE UNKNOWN A fellow who says he has never told a lie has just told one.
My son thinks I'm hilarious, but he's only 1.
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BRIAN SETZER When Steven Spielberg thinks you're the one, then I'll do anything. If you want me to put a ...
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PAUL MANAFORT The man who has strong opinions and always says what he thinks is courageous - and friendless.
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Being young isn't about age, it's about being a free spirit. You can meet someone of 20 who&...
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A politician's words reveal less about what he thinks about his subject than what he thinks abou...
GEORGE WILL![]()
If someone thinks, 'I'll spend the off season working on my fitness and I'll come back a...
RAHUL DRAVID![]()
We need to let the referee's sole thing be to protect the quarterback and get those late hits ou...
JOHN MADDEN![]()
I'll watch Ricky Gervais in anything he does. The guy's hilarious.
DANNY DEVITO From what we've heard about George W., he has a lot issues that he wants to run on. They're ...
BARBARA OLSON![]()
I did Jay Leno with Mike the Situation, and he just - he lives, like, ten minutes from me in Jersey....
QUEEN LATIFAH![]()
I'm the most carefree, happy person you'll meet.
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You can play Mozart all you want and pretend that it gives you class, but what is class, you know? C...
JAMES MCBRIDE
ORLANDO A. BATTISTA The fellow who says he'll meet you halfway usually thinks he's standing on the dividing line.
ORLANDO A. BATTISTA
The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance. LAURENCE J. PETER
The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance. DR. LAURENCE J. PETER
The person who says he knows what he thinks but cannot express it usually does not know what he thin... MORTIMER J. ADLER As a director, you can't stop a guy if he thinks something's hysterical, because if you do, ...
EVAN GOLDBERG
A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions. WILSON MIZNER I'm just another guy who thinks he's smarter than he is, in a long line of them.
COLIN QUINN
If Russell Crowe says that he's Noah, he's Noah. You never doubt it. If he says that he'... RYAN GOSLING Trump says what he thinks at that moment. He's a totem pole of transparency.
GREG GUTFELD
Milton Friedman. Friedman had a solid MV = PQ doctrine from which he deviated very little all his li... PAUL SAMUELSON Are you taking us to the beach?" - Dan Cahill
JUDE WATSON Let's head out to the ruins." - Dan Cahill
ROLAND SMITH
Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you. KIN HUBBARD Robert Plant is one of the nicest people you'll ever meet, never mind rock star. He's so dow...
BRIAN SETZER
Al Roker is one of the most sensible people you'll ever meet. He's raised two daughters and ... TAMRON HALL It looks ancient," - Amy Cahill
JUDE WATSON My mom always said, 'Don't date a guy who thinks he's prettier than you.'
ALICIA KEYS It's easy. You draw a red line on the ground, right? Then you wait for a chicken to come along. ...
JOEY SANTIAGO I've always believed that if you had a fellow who works 150 percent of the time, he's going ...
BERT LANCE Hopefully when you see the movie, Maybe you don't have the Orlando in your life, but you know th...
SHEMAR MOORE
Well, I think that there's a very thin dividing line between success and failure. And I think if... RICHARD BRANSON My father is an amazing guy - he's a total, total patriot... He loves America ... and he says wh...
ERIC TRUMP
He can who thinks he can, and he can't who thinks he can't. This is an inexorable, indisputa... PABLO PICASSO It SMELLS ancient," - Dan Cahill
JUDE WATSON Palm trees were fanned by a warm, light breeze, and they rolled down their windows to smell the sea.
JUDE WATSON Nobody will ever take Maurice's place, and he'll go on with us and he'll go on our music...
ROBIN GIBB
Ali's got a left, Ali's got a right - when he knocks you down, you'll sleep for the nigh... MUHAMMAD ALI I don't know a single collector or museum director who says: 'Oh, he's on a list, so I t...
OLAFUR ELIASSON
An orator is a man who says what he thinks and feels what he says. WILLIAM JENNINGS BRYAN Part of me relates to Perez Hilton because he's an outcast. I don't have a lot of friends wh...
AMANDA BYNES Marty Richards is an angel on Earth. A producer that does what he says he'll do. He helped me gr...
RIP TAYLOR My son now is 22 months old, he's been playing since he was 12 months old and he gets standing o...
DICK DALE
Don't let the opinions of the average man sway you. Dream, and he thinks you're crazy. Succe... ROBERT G. ALLEN He's not a child but he's childlike, he's not a grown up, he's not a kid, maybe he s...
TOM KENNY
There's a new dividing line in olives: between those who prefer Nocellara to all other varieties... BEE WILSON
The fellow who thinks he knows it all is especially annoying to those of us who do. HAROLD COFFIN
If a player's not doing the things he should, put him on the bench. He'll come around. JOHN WOODEN
Quit now, you'll never make it. If you disregard this advice, you'll be halfway there. DAVID ZUCKER Julius Caesar was an aristocrat who sided with the Roman people. He's not my hero, but he was on...
MICHAEL PARENTI
Rather than say he's an atheist, a friend of mine says, 'I'm a tooth fairy agnostic,'... RICHARD DAWKINS
If a man's from Texas, he'll tell you. If he's not, why embarrass him by asking? JOHN GUNTHER
John Kerry doesn't think in terms of black-and-white. He's all gray, and he looks at all sid... DOUGLAS BRINKLEY
People talk, 'Oh your father's a misogynist, look what he said about women,' like, on &#... DONALD TRUMP, JR. Harrison Ford comes on set, and he's very polite and says, 'Hello' to everyone. He cares...
LIAM HEMSWORTH I can tell you that you will have your hearts broken more by the people you love than by the people ...
MARGARET PETERSON HADDIX
I was halfway across America, at the dividing line between the East of my youth and the West of my f... JACK KEROUAC I was talking to Rupert Murdoch the other day at a lunch, and he said, 'Maybe I'll live to 1...
GERRY HARVEY Usually, you'll have a show like the 'King of Queens,' and there'll be one really fa...
BILLY EICHNER
A Conservative is a fellow who is standing athwart history yelling 'Stop!' WILLIAM F. BUCKLEY, JR.
Whenever a fellow tells me he's bipartisan, I know he's going to vote against me. HARRY S TRUMAN
Aaron Sorkin is why people hate liberals. He's a smug, condescending know-it-all who isn't a... ALEX PAREENE One of the most lasting pleasures you can experience is the feeling that comes over you when you gen...
ORLANDO ALOYSIUS BATTISTA The greatest weakness of most humans is their hesitancy to tell others how much they love them while...
ORLANDO ALOYSIUS BATTISTA Temptations, unlike opportunities, will always give you many second chances.
ORLANDO ALOYSIUS BATTISTA The best inheritance a parent can give his children is a few minutes of his time each day.
ORLANDO ALOYSIUS BATTISTA An error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it.
ORLANDO ALOYSIUS BATTISTA
James Blake is a real good friend of mine. He's real different than what you thinks. He's su... TRAVIS SCOTT
Well, he's not going to get any nicer. He's a genocidal racist maniac. He's one of these... JASON ISAACS Elm Street was the dividing line between the two worlds. On either side of this line there were fami...
WILLIAM MAXWELL I'll never be Bob Dylan. He's the master.
NEIL YOUNG
There's no chivalry in culture any more. Sometimes you meet someone who everyone says is polite ... WILL.I.AM 'Weary Willie' is very real to me. He is a man who has given up. The boat has gone and left ...
EMMETT KELLY
If a fellow isn't thankful for what he's got, he isn't likely to be thankful for what he... FRANK A. CLARK That's what the cat said to the canary when he swallowed him - 'You'll be all right.'...
ALVAH BESSIE
It's never the wrong time to call on Toad. Early or late he's always the same fellow. Always... KENNETH GRAHAME The most crazy things he says are usually dead-on.
JAMES COCHRAN Meet some people who care about poetry the way you do. You'll have that readership. Keep going u...
PHILIP LEVINE I'm still a big 'Grey's Anatomy' fan.
BROOKE ELLIOTT I used to watch 'Grey's Anatomy' pretty religiously.
ERINN HAYES Draco's not really a bully. He's not exactly the biggest, strongest guy in the world. He'...
TOM FELTON When I was 17, my producer Rodney Jerkins was working with Michael Jackson at the time. He knew how ...
BRANDY NORWOOD
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. STEVEN WRIGHT
If you like your brother and he's prospering, you'll be pleased for him. HAMAD BIN ISA AL KHALIFA
A diplomat is a man who thinks twice before he says nothing. EDWARD HEATH
With Sean Penn, he wants to be surprised. He doesn't necessarily want what he's written, alt... DAVID MORSE
I'm standing behind a wall of jokes. You don't know about my personal life, my girlfriends, ... STEVEN WRIGHT
Show me a Scorsese film, and I'll show you a movie where he's taken risks. It's just his... IRWIN WINKLER If you want to be a poet, you can just write it on a napkin, and it's the length of the napkin, ...
ROBERT KRULWICH I thought Clint Eastwood was cool in all the western movies, but I'm not gonna drive somewhere h...
JASE ROBERTSON
When Donald Trump comes after any part of our community, he'll find 419,000 Minneapolitans and m... BETSY HODGES Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. He'll come to a lot of my shows. It's not tha...
DANE COOK He's Soderbergh, we're working for him. It doesn't matter what he's doing; we'll...
TERENCE STAMP
The people who are garrulous and wear their heart on their sleeve and tell you everything, that'... DOROTHEA LANGE
A fellow who says he has never told a lie has just told one. SOURCE UNKNOWN A fellow who says he has never told a lie has just told one.
My son thinks I'm hilarious, but he's only 1.
MACKENZIE CROOK Mark Winchester has left the band. He's decided that he's tired of the road and just wants t...
BRIAN SETZER When Steven Spielberg thinks you're the one, then I'll do anything. If you want me to put a ...
CHARLOTTE LE BON Mr. Trump's position has been clear from the beginning: He's under audit. When the audit is ...
PAUL MANAFORT The man who has strong opinions and always says what he thinks is courageous - and friendless.
Being young isn't about age, it's about being a free spirit. You can meet someone of 20 who&... TWIGGY
A politician's words reveal less about what he thinks about his subject than what he thinks abou... GEORGE WILL
If someone thinks, 'I'll spend the off season working on my fitness and I'll come back a... RAHUL DRAVID
We need to let the referee's sole thing be to protect the quarterback and get those late hits ou... JOHN MADDEN
I'll watch Ricky Gervais in anything he does. The guy's hilarious. DANNY DEVITO From what we've heard about George W., he has a lot issues that he wants to run on. They're ...
BARBARA OLSON
I did Jay Leno with Mike the Situation, and he just - he lives, like, ten minutes from me in Jersey.... QUEEN LATIFAH
I'm the most carefree, happy person you'll meet. NIALL HORAN
You can play Mozart all you want and pretend that it gives you class, but what is class, you know? C... JAMES MCBRIDE
The scars you acquire while exercising courage will never make you feel inferior. 
Being a gentleman is a worthy goal. 
Until this movie I have played a boxer, a cowboy, a knight, a prince, an elf and a pirate. I am so g... 
I'm quite sensitive to women. I saw how my sister got treated by boyfriends. I read this thing t... 