The female of the species is more deadly than the male.

The world is very lovely, and it's very horrible--and it doesn't care about your life or mine or anything else.

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.

Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then they turn full-bodied with age until they go sour and vinegary and give you a headache.

Any girl can be glamorous; all you have to do is stand still and look stupid.

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty, and I'll show you a man.