The first half of our lives are ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.

Each day of our lives we make deposits in the memory banks of our children.

There is a time of reckoning in all our lives.

'Monty Python' and 'The Simpsons' have ruined comedy for writers for the rest of our lives.

We can change our lives. We can do, have, and be exactly what we wish.

All the crap that we've encumbered our lives with, it's really meaningless.