The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.

New Year's Day - Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.

Meanwhile 1st April to lie as if they were honest throughout the year.

The two most important days in your life are the day that you are born and the day you find out why.

Yesterday, everybody smoked his last cigar, took his last drink and swore his last oath. Today, we are a pious and exemplary community. Thirty days from now, we shall have cast our reformation to the winds and gone to cutting our ancient shortcomings considerably shorter than ever.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.