Nikki Glaser
Related SUMMER SANDERS I was born and grew up in Phoenix, and I left there when I was 17 to go to Interlochen Arts Academy ... KIMIKO GLENN After I won the Oscar, my salary doubled, my friends tripled, my children became more popular at sch... SHIRLEY JONES I think I got more confident after my freshman year because of the playing experience I got when Kat... KATELYN MARTIN I went out there for five minutes and busted him. I talked (trash) for a day. I'm still trying to he... CORIE BLOUNT Basically when I went there, we toured the campus, I sat down and talked with Bob Stoops, Coach Wyat... BRANDON CALEB DAN STEVENS PETER DIAMANDIS CLAIRE DANES I played a scene at the end of my first year, and that's how I was discovered. OLIVIER MARTINEZ SLOANE CROSLEY I was disappointed not to go last year after making it my freshman year. I wanted to get back and pl... AARON SANDEL MACKLEMORE I was 17, still in school, and my manager saw me in school, and then we hooked up, and after that, I... ERIK HASSLE I put a little extra pressure on myself after I won as a freshman. But this weekend I drew on that e... BRETT STEGMAIER I was born in London in 1919. I first went to America in 1946 for a three-month holiday. Then I came... GEORGE SHEARING I went into remission after I had my first treatment in 2001, and everything was fine. ELIDORE LEWIS My background is economics and maths. I think one of the reasons I studied humanities at all, or eve... NICK DENTON I used to put down my experiences and beliefs and e-mail them to friends ever since I was a freshman... AARON KARO DANICA MCKELLAR HANNAH KEARNEY Growing up in Huntington Beach, you were either a traditional sports athlete, a skateboarder, or a s... JASON LEE At first, I went up, but they were both on me. So I just threw it up. It fell short but (Smith) was ... COURTNEY WATKINS I discovered Boulder not through cycling but skiing. I was recruited by the university for the ski t... TYLER HAMILTON I never did theater. I was a theater major at USC my first year because I didn't get into the fi... DARREN STAR My most anticipated moment was that first game because I knew that my girl and all my football peopl... TRAVIS LEWIS SERENA WILLIAMS The weirdest place I ever actually woke up in was a villa on the beach in Mexico. It was burning hot... NAYVADIUS CASH This is the reason I came out for track. One of my friends who was a gymnast freshman year told me t... BRITTNEY BERNARDONI DON MCLEAN After graduating early from high school, I carefully listened to the quarterback during my first pla... JAKE BYRNE After my father died when I was seven and my mother entered into an abusive relationship, I shuffled... RONNIE MUSGROVE JON STEWART I was taking electives, and that branched into theater. Theater led to me taking a break during the ... WES BROWN ARON RALSTON My freshman year I went out for the track team and did the sprints and threw the javelin just for fu... ANDREW COLEMAN At first it was parents signing up their globe-trotting kids for some peace of mind, but more and mo... CHARLIE MCGRATH JENNIFER EGAN Going to Chicago was a good experience for me, ... I was advised that one year back in school, to de... DIJON THOMPSON HANNIBAL BURESS ADELBERT VON CHAMISSO I think growing up as an Asian American there has always been a label: they're quiet, they don't hav... LAURA TOLENTINO From the moment I landed I was signing autographs. Even while I was waiting for my flight [to Monter... TONY PARRISH I applied at Tower Records on Sunset Boulevard after my band broke up. I really wanted to work there... K.D. SANDERS I sit there pouring out my woes year after year, coming up with one enormity after another about my ... LARS VON TRIER WOODY ALLEN WOODY ALLEN After everybody had taken pictures and gone I went up and put my hand on his shoulder, kind of looki... BRUCE MOORE My first couple of games I was really struggling. I really feel comfortable [at the top of the order... GREG BUCHANAN RICHARD PETTY MAE JEMISON I didn't even know it went out at first. I was going for [a triple], and then I saw my coach hold up... KYLE SEARGEANT CHARLOTTE ERIKSSON I wrote my first short story for a competition and won second prize. Another competition came up and... IAN RANKIN DEONTAY WILDER The year 2014 was a big year for my taste buds. They really stepped up their game. Like, I got into ... GEORGE EZRA My ninth and 10th-grade years the team didn't make it. And that was my first year going and I had fu... APRIL MCCLENDON I use to stand up for what I believe, now, I believe in what I stand up for. MARIE-SUZANNE LABELLE (A.K.A MARIE-SUE) RAM SHRIRAM HUGH JACKMAN I just hoped I didn't smash into that wall like I did earlier in the year, and just went on and caug... DAMON HOLLINS I sit there pouring out my woes year after year, coming up with one enormity after another about my ... LARS VON TRIER I think she's pretty much owned me the first four times that we've played them, my freshman and soph... LIZ HONEGGER When I was training, I trained with my younger brother Brady. I would wrestle some of my friends, wh... JAIMIE ALEXANDER CUBA GOODING, JR. I went to UCLA as pre-med. When I was there my freshman year, I auditioned for a play and got it, an... FIONA GUBELMANN QUEEN LATIFAH As soon as she pulled up the picture, I knew it was Sommer. I went into my bedroom and kind of cried... DAVID OWENS INDRA NOOYI He claimed that I promoted a number of my interests in the classroom. But none of what he talked abo... LAURIE BRAND RACHEL GRIFFITHS When I hit my 20s, I struggled to make it. I got married at 19, and my daughter, Je'Niece, was b... BERNIE MAC JENNA MORASCA RALPH WALDO EMERSON APOLO OHNO I was really bothered by it. I grew up around many Asian cultures, Korean one of them. A lot of my b... APOLO ANTON OHNO When I left the state of Maine for college, I met my first really rich friends, and I discovered sum... ALEXANDER CHEE MARTIN LAWRENCE I just have to suck it up and play. This is my first year at Rose Hill after sitting out all of last... KALA FAULKNER Comedy was why I got into acting the first place. Peter Sellers was a huge influence on my wanting t... SALLY HAWKINS It's my first crystal. When it went in, I about jumped up and down. It startled me. BRANDT JOBE PETER FALK HUGH JACKMAN I went into spring training that first year (with the Cubs) in '82 and No. 23 was hanging up in my l... RYNE SANDBERG So many people got us through the loss, ... Certainly beginning with family on all sides, tremendous... MARY BONO You know, I warmed up, ... I didn't really move a lot. It was about a 10-minute warm-up. When I got ... ANDY RODDICK I was discovered in Paris when I was there on a school trip at the age of 13. After that, my mom cam... MAUD WELZEN It was the first smile of my life. Of course, that is a ridiculous thing to say; I had been smiled a... CAROL BIRCH ED SHEERAN I did a little prayer while I was up there. I was just focused on the form and knew it was going to ... JOEL QUICK I was a couch potato until my mother talked me into swimming, CARL MILLER EVE ENSLER CHANCE THE RAPPER The people I went with were some friends I had grown up with. I'd known them all my life. It really ... PREITY ZINTA LARRY THE CABLE GUY I went back to work after a month, ... Dr. Womack got me a computer and hooked me up to wireless Int... ANGELA MOORE When I was out there in the sixth, my hands and my fingers started cramping up, ... The same thing h... CHRIS CARPENTER BRIAN KRAUSE Pre-show, I warm up my voice, stretch, do a little team huddle, and sometimes throw a shot of whiske... K. FLAY Before all this happened, I always used to see my stammer as being a negative, all my life, but then... GARETH GATES
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My logic used to be if I get angry at my boyfriend, he could say, 'Well, if that thing I do that... NIKKI GLASER The transgender bathroom thing - it's just so obvious that people are scared of what they don... NIKKI GLASER Being pretty was always a very big thing growing up. NIKKI GLASER I nannied for a couple of months. The kids were super-funny; it made me wish I grew up in a comedy h... NIKKI GLASER Make eye contact with cute strangers. Give guys your email. Email is safer than a number, or at leas... NIKKI GLASER I went and hung out at a foot fetish party, and I knew that was a very popular fetish to have, but I... NIKKI GLASER We just learned about this fetish where guys just give women money and know that they are spending t... NIKKI GLASER People are just so insensitive because they're ignorant; they don't understand, so they'... NIKKI GLASER I think I deal with my anger toward my relationship or about my relationship or about my friendships... 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HOWARD GLASER In light of the magnitude of the penalty, FHA will need to reassure lenders that FHA remains busines... HOWARD GLASER There has been too much effort expended to get to this point to let the bill fall apart over an issu... HOWARD GLASER The GOP is not about to unwind the deal that was made to move this bill forward. HOWARD GLASER The House vote will strengthen the resolve of senators who oppose portfolio limits, and increase pre... HOWARD GLASER A lot of the people that were down there had never even worked on a roof before, had never touched a... JOE GLASER Donna's mom paid for airfare and a rental car; it would have been a two-day drive. I decided to fly ... JOE GLASER We fixed 10 roofs while we were there; that was the most any crew has completed to this point. We we... JOE GLASER Not one time did I have a problem with my back, which surprised me because of the long hours and the... JOE GLASER We expect Mr. Christensen to be fully vindicated. 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NIKKI REED NIKKI ROWE NIKKI ROWE NIKKI GIOVANNI NIKKI ROWE NIKKI ROWE NIKKI ROWE NIKKI GIOVANNI NIKKI GIOVANNI NIKKI GIOVANNI NIKKI GIOVANNI NIKKI DALTON NIKKI GIOVANNI We've had some really good guest stars. But I have to go with Alec Baldwin as my favorite. He is... NIKKI COX NIKKI HALEY NIKKI HALEY NIKKI GIOVANNI NIKKI HALEY NIKKI HALEY NIKKI GIOVANNI NIKKI HALEY NIKKI HALEY NIKKI HALEY NIKKI HALEY NIKKI HALEY NIKKI HALEY NIKKI HALEY NIKKI HALEY NIKKI HALEY NIKKI HALEY NIKKI HALEY NIKKI HALEY NIKKI HALEY NIKKI GIOVANNI NIKKI SIXX NIKKI SIXX NIKKI HALEY NIKKI HALEY NIKKI HALEY NIKKI HALEY NIKKI HALEY NIKKI HALEY NIKKI HALEY NIKKI HALEY NIKKI HALEY NIKKI HALEY NIKKI SIXX NIKKI HALEY I like for jewelry to tell a story and to be able to talk about what I'm wearing. That's mor... NIKKI REED Young people need to vote. They need to get out there. Every vote counts. Educate yourself too. Don&... NIKKI REED Michael Clarke Duncan and I met at a music festival that was honoring films, and we happened to be s... NIKKI BLONSKY I'm pretty captivated by reality TV and I know that as an actor I probably shouldn't be sayi... NIKKI COX NIKKI ROWE NIKKI ROWE NIKKI ROWE NIKKI ROWE NIKKI ROWE My little brother is autistic, so I would love to be involved in a charity for autism, but I haven&#... NIKKI REED I think we use a lot of words and labels when trying to describe people: ones with autism, ones with... NIKKI REED NIKKI SIXX I think the best time to approach a woman is actually after her workout. When you're working out... NIKKI BELLA I just want girls to realize, everybody's born a way for a reason, and you are who you are. You ... NIKKI BLONSKY My mom can't defend herself to the world. She is such an amazing woman, with such an open heart.... NIKKI REED NIKKI SIXX NIKKI GIOVANNI NIKKI ROWE NIKKI ROWE NIKKI ROWE NIKKI ROWE NIKKI ROWE It seemed uncanny that words, spread across a page just so, had the power to transport me to another... NIKKI GRIMES NIKKI ROWE NIKKI ROWE NIKKI ROWE NIKKI GIOVANNI NIKKI GIOVANNI My boyfriend, who I love to death - he's only 17 so he's the youngest guy I've ever date... NIKKI REED If I had more confidence, I would rock a crop top. NIKKI REED Son, don't mind what's missing. Count allthat's free: friendship, laughter, all thelove your heart c... NIKKI GRIMES NIKKI ROWE NIKKI ROWE NIKKI SIXX NIKKI SIXX NIKKI ROWE NIKKI ROWE I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon. I was maybe 8 or 9. NIKKI REED NIKKI GIOVANNI NIKKI GIOVANNI NIKKI SIXX I think my mother is my biggest influence. There are so many things I hate about her but at the same... NIKKI REED NIKKI SIXX I have great respect for actors like Jodie Foster and Natalie Portman who went to school the entire ... NIKKI REED I think so many young girls get caught up in the challenge of being with somebody who's dangerou... NIKKI REED I'm probably the most introverted extrovert you'll ever meet. Up until I got this show I was... NIKKI COX Tina Fey could run this country before Sarah Palin could! NIKKI REED If I can have the opportunity to go into an editing room, it's like the golden ticket for me. Al... NIKKI REED NIKKI HALEY Junior high is so much worse than high school because at least in high school different is more acce... NIKKI REED NIKKI SIXX It could be a straight couple just as much, kind of a Romeo and Juliet. That's why I object to the '... NIKKI BAUMBLATT Polynesian women are known for their long hair, glowing skin, and thick nails. And that comes from t... NIKKI REED What is important is to treat everyone like an individual and learning not to generalize autism. Wit... NIKKI REED NIKKI HALEY NIKKI SIXX I do a lot of reading about food and the food industry, so I try to eat locally and go to the farmer... NIKKI REED The winner of the Prince and Princess of the Patch will each receive a $50 savings bond, courtesy of... NIKKI HUNT NIKKI SIXX NIKKI SIXX NIKKI ROWE NIKKI ROWE My mom and I built a guest house on my property so that my mom could help me fostering animals. I do... NIKKI REED NIKKI SIXX The frenzy of the little-girl culture is something very unique, and I can only say that because I wa... NIKKI REED The other thing is mosquito repellent. We don't sell it. I just give them a squirt and they're happy... NIKKI RAINEY NIKKI GIOVANNI NIKKI SIXX People definitely wait outside my house, hotel, apartment, whatever, asking for hugs or autographs. NIKKI REED Young people are fascinated with the idea of love, maybe because they haven't experienced it. Th... NIKKI REED I had a great time making the last movie, 'Eclipse.' We shot my back-story stuff from the 19... NIKKI REED NIKKI SIXX Some of the greatest moments in life come from moments that are incomplete. NIKKI REED NIKKI SIXX
Growing up, I was a little hippie kid. I went to some good concerts... Amnesty International with Bo... 
At 13, in my first year of Tonbridge, I went up for the part of Macbeth. I was up against the 17- an... 
In 1980, during my sophomore year at MIT, I realized that the school didn't have a student space... 
I discovered Orson Welles in college; my freshman English professor screened 'Citizen Kane' ... 
I attended an extremely small liberal arts school. There were approximately 1,600 of us roaming our ... 
I played baseball up until my freshman year of high school. That was my main sport. I played third b... 
I went to about one frat party a year. A year seemed to be enough time for me to forget how much I d... 
I'm a 27-year-old freshman, and returning to college after a seven-year break from high school w... 
I talked with Tom Hanks. I saw that movie 'Turner and Hooch' at least 50 times. It took all my guts ... 
I got my first guitar when I was 16. I'd play for my family and friends, but taking that guitar ... 
The night I turned twenty-two, I drank a shot for every year. I was so drunk, I'd just walk up to pe... 
I'd fallen in love with a woman but she broke up with me and I was devastated. Six months later,... 
some mornings... I sit at the kitchen table shaking salt into the hairs on my arm, and a feeling sho... 
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If you don't deal with your demons, they will deal with you, and it's gonna hurt. 
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We love because it's the only true adventure. 
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Feeling fat lasts nine months but the joy of becoming a mom lasts forever. 
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I said, but I have to go, there are so many places calling my name. 